sex after an op!

wasted years · Jun 25, 2016

What is it about being told to refrain from sex or anything strenuous after an operation that makes me want to prove 'em wrong?
Had a hernia and 'the snip' and was good to go next day in the bedroom, today had a cattarach (may not be spelled right) , told to rest up but couldn't resist some lovin once I got home.
I think it is the survival instinct telling us to breed when under threat?

marcot · Jun 25, 2016

wasted years said:
What is it about being told to refrain from sex or anything strenuous after an operation that makes me want to prove 'em wrong?
Had a hernia and 'the snip' and was good to go next day in the bedroom, today had a cattarach (may not be spelled right) , told to rest up but couldn't resist some lovin once I got home.
I think it is the survival instinct telling us to breed when under threat?

I think you will be ok ....They are referring to proper sex with another person [emoji2]

Campbell · Jun 25, 2016

Shows remarkable restraint, waiting till you got home, well done.

Komatsu · Jun 25, 2016

I really was concerned when I saw the title that @kneedeep had started this thread![emoji23]

roscoe erf · Jun 25, 2016

which hospital i want to book in
and they said the nhs was crap

wasted years · Jun 25, 2016

roscoe erf said:
which hospital i want to book in
and they said the nhs was crap

Maybe my wife being a nurse helps.
She loves it when I go private.

roscoe erf · Jun 25, 2016

wasted years said:
Maybe my wife being a nurse helps.
She loves it when I go private.

so mine but its only one a month on play night

Alicecow · Jun 26, 2016

wasted years said:
What is it about being told to refrain from sex or anything strenuous after an operation that makes me want to prove 'em wrong?
Had a hernia and 'the snip' and was good to go next day in the bedroom, today had a cattarach (may not be spelled right) , told to rest up but couldn't resist some lovin once I got home.
I think it is the survival instinct telling us to breed when under threat?

Probably to do with not putting pressure on the stitches in case they burst, which would be very messy to sort out.
Possibly the increase in blood pressure may not be ideal if you had a general anaesthetic.

Y Fan Wen · Jun 26, 2016

wasted years said:
What is it about being told to refrain from sex or anything strenuous after an operation that makes me want to prove 'em wrong?
Had a hernia and 'the snip' and was good to go next day in the bedroom, today had a cattarach (may not be spelled right) , told to rest up but couldn't resist some lovin once I got home.
I think it is the survival instinct telling us to breed when under threat?

You had a cataract??!!

wasted years · Jun 26, 2016

Alicecow said:
Probably to do with not putting pressure on the stitches in case they burst, which would be very messy to sort out.
Possibly the increase in blood pressure may not be ideal if you had a general anaesthetic.

Yes, I know why in practical terms , the point I am making is what is it about us that makes us want to 'get it on' after a medical procedure,However minor.

milkloss · Jun 26, 2016

Simple. You are a horn bag.

Farmers little Wife · Jun 28, 2016

The reason that your doctor told you this is that the incision needs time to heal. If you have sex or engage in other physical activity, you run the risk of putting to much stress on the delicate new tissue, which could lead to a bad scar or, worse still, rupture of the incision

Gone Shooting · Jun 28, 2016

You've been looking at the ooooh section in hospital !

Leereade · Jun 28, 2016

@kneedeep reckon u could be upt to job

kneedeep · Jul 2, 2016

Komatsu said:
I really was concerned when I saw the title that @kneedeep had started this thread![emoji23]

I've really got quite an interest in this thread.
Also an anecdote, trouble is there'd then be a new thread........

Divorce after an op.

DrWazzock · Jul 2, 2016

It's a fact that an impending illness increases my "drive". The Mrs always says "I'll bet you go down with a cold this week", and she's usually right.

I reckon it's a survival of the species mechanism, like grass bolting in the drought.

wasted years · Jul 2, 2016

Farmers little Wife said:
The reason that your doctor told you this is that the incision needs time to heal. If you have sex or engage in other physical activity, you run the risk of putting to much stress on the delicate new tissue, which could lead to a bad scar or, worse still, rupture of the incision

You've not understood my drift, see Dr Wazzock.

wasted years · Jul 2, 2016

DrWazzock said:
It's a fact that an impending illness increases my "drive". The Mrs always says "I'll bet you go down with a cold this week", and she's usually right.

I reckon it's a survival of the species mechanism, like grass bolting in the drought.

I reckon you are brave to 'go down with a cold'
Might get a runny nose.

Still Farming · Jul 2, 2016

They give viagra to stop you rolling out of bed ?

gerr · Jul 2, 2016

Apparently the medical reasoning for feeling rampant after being in for an operation is to do with your pubic hair being shaved off. Your dick looks twice as long......!

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