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JP1

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Flossie

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Perhaps not at the time, but makes me smile now :) In the chippy this dinner time and the nice woman that had been making small talk with the kids moved to the counter to collect her order. Youngest (2) chirps up "that lady's got a big bottom" :wideyed: Woman flinched a little, so youngest repeated it :facepalm:

To be fair, she wasn't lying....... :cautious::D
 
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JP1

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Livestock Farmer
Perhaps not at the time, but makes me smile now :) In the chippy this dinner time and the nice woman that had been making small talk with the kids moved to the counter to the collect her order. Youngest (2) chirps up "that lady's got a big bottom" :wideyed: Woman flinched a little, so youngest repeated it :facepalm:

To be fair, she wasn't lying....... :cautious::D
My younger Daughter at around 2,5 sat on my knee whilst I was speaking with the GP

Sarah kept pestering "Dad, Dad, Dad"

I asked her to be quiet

That lasted less than a minute

In a staccato voice she spoke over both of us: "But hasn't Dr Parker got a big fat....."

All I could think of was jabbing her in the ribs. She swung round and said to me "I wasn't talking about his belly, I was looking at his pen...."


Needless to say Dr Parker and I just laughed it off
 

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