Honest (if odd) search for open-minded farmer
- Thread starter MattDM
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oh well
As above if you could find some likeminded women to join you you may get more takers
unfortunately I don't have any slurry on the farm but for the right price I may be able to find some pedigree Bull sh!t
No shortage of bulls**t on TFF to wallow in.......
- Location
- South wales
I had a perfect job for you earlier bed chain snapped on the muck spreader half hour shovelling sh!t you'd of loved it
Haha I'm sure you're rightoh well
As above if you could find some likeminded women to join you you may get more takers
unfortunately I don't have any slurry on the farm but for the right price I may be able to find some pedigree Bull sh!t
You're not wrong
Seriously mate - get to a psychiatrist before you end up dead! As you should be aware by now - there is a higher liklihood that antibiotics will not help you if you succumbed to a virilant infection through playing with your chosen stimulant, and if you have family - how will they cope if the news gets a hold of your antics?
rc mx110
Member
Does it have to be animal poo?
I mean like, if not surely you could sh!t in the bath for a week or 2
Just an idea
I mean like, if not surely you could sh!t in the bath for a week or 2
Just an idea
You took that too farDoes it have to be animal poo?
I mean like, if not surely you could sh!t in the bath for a week or 2
Just an idea
Just out of curiosity... If you are taking a nice evening stroll through the woods and you come across some badger poo... Do you flop down and roll in it like my dog Yvonne?
rc mx110
Member
I normally doYou took that too far
- Location
- Scottish Highlands
It's strange what turns people on. The worst day of my life was spent supervising a party of screaming school children at an outside event in Edinburgh. It was absolutely freezing, mid winter with driving sleet, and I hadn't thought to get wrapped up for the weather.
A few thousand screaming individuals were all psyched up watching a couple of dozen scantily clad men chase a piece of inflated leather around the field. I still don't get it and even thinking about it makes me shudder. I'd much prefer to roll in shite than experience that again!
A few thousand screaming individuals were all psyched up watching a couple of dozen scantily clad men chase a piece of inflated leather around the field. I still don't get it and even thinking about it makes me shudder. I'd much prefer to roll in shite than experience that again!
Courier
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- Location
- M62 - M1 - M18 triangle
Oooer, you wouldn't be bringing your metal detector and a few mates with you ? [emoji848]
Courier
Member
- Location
- M62 - M1 - M18 triangle
Must be a small spreader to only take a half hour[emoji41]
- Location
- South wales
One of those rare occasions when they break and the spreader was near empty
Ha ha ha ha ha!
boyo
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- Location
- pembrokeshire
I'm stunned!! Have you tried pornography?
In general, I am not against the idea. But what on earth would the risk assessment look like?
@MattDM I seriously doubt anyone would begrudge swapping a few pounds for an afternoon playing in their midden, but on a practical side how would we broach this with the insurers etc? It would be safer from our point of view to sell you a couple of tons of muck in some big bags like you get building sand in, and then its at your own risk. You dont have to read much news to see just what a personal injury disaster waiting to happen this could be.
@MattDM I seriously doubt anyone would begrudge swapping a few pounds for an afternoon playing in their midden, but on a practical side how would we broach this with the insurers etc? It would be safer from our point of view to sell you a couple of tons of muck in some big bags like you get building sand in, and then its at your own risk. You dont have to read much news to see just what a personal injury disaster waiting to happen this could be.
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