@Bald Rick you’re this weeks winner ?
Weekly Caption Competition
- Thread starter Monty
- Start date
Wow .... I have never won anything in my life before except the school tennis cup (where I cheated a bit) and once a bottle of very ordinary wine in a raffle
OK, I will live down to your expectations. Fill your boots with this (& if its been posted before, arsed to look back through all these pages ...)
- Location
- Lincolnshire.
Yep I’ll bury my nuts there.
- Location
- Romney Marsh
If it rises much more I'm going to have to spank the monkey !!
Wow .... I have never won anything in my life before except the school tennis cup (where I cheated a bit) and once a bottle of very ordinary wine in a raffle
OK, I will live down to your expectations. Fill your boots with this (& if its been posted before, arsed to look back through all these pages ...)
Ah this must be one of those new aeroplane skirts I've heard about!
I can see the cockpit...
stev
Member
- Location
- Pinchbeck Spalding lincolnshire
Thought pussies had 4 legs .
Vincent
Member
- Location
- Kildare Ireland
No nuts there.
who's the winner @Bald Rick ?
- Location
- South Wales UK
Monkey has shock in LGBT event?
- Location
- Romney Marsh
As it has been a turbulent week in politics, especially for Boris, let's try some political satire for this weeks caption competition !!
- Location
- South Wales UK
Einstein must of felt like this too.
Oh ffs, look you had a majority vote to leave, so lets just f**king leave...
- Location
- S E Glos
'Ha. Who needs a bench in the House to fall asleep?'
Boris just realized that after spending ££££££-
Buying Clearfield oilseed rape
Drilling at 150 seeds/m2 also with a starter fertilizer into a ploughed seedbed with a Combi-drill
Double rolling
Applying pre-em herbicide of Katamaran Turbo + clomazone
2x applications of insecticide already
1x application of biostimulant
A separate application of gramincide
...
The whole crop had been eaten by cabbage stem flea beetle
Buying Clearfield oilseed rape
Drilling at 150 seeds/m2 also with a starter fertilizer into a ploughed seedbed with a Combi-drill
Double rolling
Applying pre-em herbicide of Katamaran Turbo + clomazone
2x applications of insecticide already
1x application of biostimulant
A separate application of gramincide
...
The whole crop had been eaten by cabbage stem flea beetle
- Location
- 200 miles N,NW of New York
bugger, I have left the grain dryer running over the weekend, popcorn anyone ?
betweenthelines
Member
- Location
- southwest
Everyone says I'm a terrible PM but when I offer to have an election, they turn me down. No wonder I've got a headache!
Now, if I had a big bus, I could get away from here.
I asked that bull if he'd like to visit the Commons "there's enough bulls**t at home" he said
At least my family will stand by me. Doh!
Now, if I had a big bus, I could get away from here.
I asked that bull if he'd like to visit the Commons "there's enough bulls**t at home" he said
At least my family will stand by me. Doh!
betweenthelines
Member
- Location
- southwest
Just phoned the Samaritans
They hung up on me!
They hung up on me!