Big announcement tonight!

whitefox · Jan 15, 2020

Bob lincs said:
Why at midnight ? Could have done it at tea time so we all have this evening to take it in rather than when rushing about in the morning.

The midnight hr is pivotal in many fairy storys/legends/songs,in cinderella the beautifull young woman is living in unfortunate circumstances that are then turned magically too tremendous fortune?

,................................on the other hand,Iron Maidens "two minutes to MIDNIGHT" has a much more sinister warning

...........................................................nae point worrying about it any anyway

Hindsight · Jan 15, 2020

Who is going to stay up then?

spin cycle · Jan 15, 2020

Hindsight said:
Who is going to stay up then?

not norwich city

....i have i got wrong end of this thread :scratchhead:

Hindsight · Jan 15, 2020

spin cycle said:
not norwich city ....i have i got wrong end of this thread

Ah you wish! Never know might get a run yet!? Ever hopeful. Let's be havin' yer.

Still Farming · Jan 15, 2020

The Americans are nationalising all uk farm land .

marcot · Jan 15, 2020

Has she won first prize in a beauty pageant?

spin cycle · Jan 15, 2020

C'MON OWN UP....which tffer has knocked her up

ollie989898 · Jan 15, 2020

spin cycle said:
C'MON OWN UP....which tffer has knocked her up

Only one randy old goat I can think of...

spin cycle · Jan 15, 2020

seriously though can't be good news can it if they're burying iy on govt website at midnight

,,,,,,unless :scratchhead:

....she's a fekking vampire and can only work at night

Derrick Hughes · Jan 15, 2020

Shes going to use Clive's SFP to repair Big Bens gong

teslacoils · Jan 15, 2020

marcot said:
Has she won first prize in a beauty pageant?View attachment 853527

Not unless she has had complete facial reconstructive surgery.

Maybe a return to headage. Although I wouldn't want her giving out any head.

Pennine Ploughing · Jan 15, 2020

I hope it's not she has become a Vegan

David. · Jan 15, 2020

How bad will you all feel, when she announces the indefinite continuation if BPS, and free beer on Sundays?

Av Gorritt · Jan 15, 2020

I reckon it will be about stopping the badger cull , possibly not everywhere , but some .

whitefox · Jan 15, 2020

marcot said:
Has she won first prize in a beauty pageant?View attachment 853527

seriously, thanks for this, for the life of me I couldn't picture who this person was or what their standing in our society was!!

yellowbelly · Jan 15, 2020

DEFRA is being disbanded - from midnight it will revert to being called the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food.

Farmers are urged to plough up all margins and beetle banks ASAP and get on with producing as much food as possible in order to feed the country and reduce the balance of payments.

All Defra personnel have been sacked and will be set to work in potato picking/cabbage cutting gangs in order to reduce machinery costs.

With his new majority, Boris will force new laws through parliament making veganism illegal and adding 75p/kg/lw to cattle prices 'at a stroke'.

'Saint' Teresa will announce, "Farmers, friends, countrymen, your time has come once more. Your country finally recognises your true worth. Accept our humblest apologies and lift up your arms and feed us all. Global warming is NOT your fault, after all"

Hindsight · Jan 15, 2020

yellowbelly said:
DEFRA is being disbanded - from midnight it will revert to being called the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food.

Farmers are urged to plough up all margins and beetle banks ASAP and get on with producing as much food as possible in order to feed the country and reduce the balance of payments.

All Defra personnel have been sacked and will be set to work in potato picking/cabbage cutting gangs in order to reduce machinery costs.

With his new majority, Boris will force new laws through parliament making veganism illegal and adding 75p/kg/lw to cattle prices 'at a stroke'.

'Saint' Teresa will announce, "Farmers, friends, countrymen, your time has come once more. Your country finally recognises your true worth. Accept our humblest apologies and lift up your arms and feed us all. Global warming is NOT your fault, after all"

Wakey, wakey!

wrenbird · Jan 15, 2020

yellowbelly said:
DEFRA is being disbanded - from midnight it will revert to being called the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food.

Farmers are urged to plough up all margins and beetle banks ASAP and get on with producing as much food as possible in order to feed the country and reduce the balance of payments.

All Defra personnel have been sacked and will be set to work in potato picking/cabbage cutting gangs in order to reduce machinery costs.

With his new majority, Boris will force new laws through parliament making veganism illegal and adding 75p/kg/lw to cattle prices 'at a stroke'.

'Saint' Teresa will announce, "Farmers, friends, countrymen, your time has come once more. Your country finally recognises your true worth. Accept our humblest apologies and lift up your arms and feed us all. Global warming is NOT your fault, after all"

Whatever it is you're on ,can I have some please?

yellowbelly · Jan 15, 2020

Hindsight said:
Wakey, wakey!

?
I've just had this really weird dream........

pellow · Jan 15, 2020

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