Business Proposal

Turkish_FR · Feb 12, 2020

I was a weird kid and started weird topics when I joined to TFF about 4-5 years ago and I thought I got normal as I got older but seem like still I am not.

Actually I have many "weird" business plans but I would like to ask especially one of them to sheepfarmer society here;

If I would buy ewes in high numbers (really high) and give them to you, want you to give me one sheep every year, would you accept it ? I will also meet the half of the ewe expenses (feed and health expenses) and full expenses of the sheep which you will give me. Your profit will be one of the twin lambs. I want my one sheep for ever, you cant quit the agreement as long as you can breath. Would you accept it ?

unlacedgecko · Feb 12, 2020

Turkish_FR said:
I was a weird kid and started weird topics when I joined to TFF about 4-5 years ago and I thought I got normal as I got older but seem like still I am not.

Actually I have many "weird" business plans but I would like to ask especially one of them to sheepfarmer society here;

If I would buy ewes in high numbers (really high) and give them to you, want you to give me one sheep every year, would you accept it ? I will also meet the half of the ewe expenses (feed and health expenses) and full expenses of the sheep which you will give me. Your profit will be one of the twin lambs. I want my one lamb for ever, you cant quit the agreement as long as you can breath. Would you accept it ?

You want me to be your bonded serf for life? Get fuked

Turkish_FR · Feb 12, 2020

unlacedgecko said:
You want me to be your bonded serf for life? Get fuked

Are you not already the bonded serf of money ? This is a perfect offer, considering a sheep breed with high twin rate and able to lamb every 8 months, your profit will be two lambs every year and I am not talking about "hundreds" but "thousands", maybe more...

ARW · Feb 12, 2020

I’m up for it, but I’m predicting some terribly bad lambings and sheep rustling.

unlacedgecko · Feb 12, 2020

Turkish_FR said:
Are you not already the bonded serf of money ? This is a perfect offer, considering a sheep breed with high twin rate and able to lamb every 8 months, your profit will be two lambs every year and I am not talking about "hundreds" but "thousands", maybe more...

I'm free to do whatever I want to make money. I'm entering into an agreement for life with anyone.

Where are you going to keep these sheep? What you going to feed them?

Al R · Feb 12, 2020

Turkish_FR said:
Are you not already the bonded serf of money ? This is a perfect offer, considering a sheep breed with high twin rate and able to lamb every 8 months, your profit will be two lambs every year and I am not talking about "hundreds" but "thousands", maybe more...

Only a few breeds can lamb every 8 months on a strict Cornell system and from what I’ve heard they don’t scan more than 1.5 each time and their pretty worn out within a few years.....

Hypothetically speaking, impossible.

unlacedgecko · Feb 12, 2020

Al R said:
Only a few breeds can lamb every 8 months on a strict Cornell system and from what I’ve heard they don’t scan more than 1.5 each time and their pretty worn out within a few years.....

Hypothetically speaking, impossible.

It's number of lambings a ewe lasts which is important, rather than time.

But a ewe lambing a 1.5 every 8 months (3 times in 2 years) will produce more lambs over 6 years than a ewe lambing once a year at 2.0 lambs.

sherg · Feb 12, 2020

unlacedgecko said:
It's number of lambings a ewe lasts which is important, rather than time.

But a ewe lambing a 1.5 every 8 months (3 times in 2 years) will produce more lambs over 6 years than a ewe lambing once a year at 2.0 lambs.

For your average lowland or lfa farmer would it not be the ammount of lambs or kilos the ewe weans that would be important?

unlacedgecko · Feb 12, 2020

sherg said:
For your average lowland or lfa farmer would it not be the ammount of lambs or kilos the ewe weans that would be important?

if you wanna get really technical it’s kg of lamb weaned per ha.

Turkish_FR · Feb 13, 2020

unlacedgecko said:
I'm free to do whatever I want to make money. I'm entering into an agreement for life with anyone.

Where are you going to keep these sheep? What you going to feed them?

I wont keep them, their customers are ready.

Turkish_FR · Feb 13, 2020

Al R said:
Only a few breeds can lamb every 8 months on a strict Cornell system and from what I’ve heard they don’t scan more than 1.5 each time and their pretty worn out within a few years.....

Hypothetically speaking, impossible.

Even if you are going to profit 0.25 lamb/ewe/year, it is still a perfect offer because you will have soo much ewes that most sheepfarm companies could not reach in these numbers ever.

Highland Mule · Feb 13, 2020

Turkish_FR said:
I was a weird kid and started weird topics when I joined to TFF about 4-5 years ago and I thought I got normal as I got older but seem like still I am not.

Actually I have many "weird" business plans but I would like to ask especially one of them to sheepfarmer society here;

If I would buy ewes in high numbers (really high) and give them to you, want you to give me one sheep every year, would you accept it ? I will also meet the half of the ewe expenses (feed and health expenses) and full expenses of the sheep which you will give me. Your profit will be one of the twin lambs. I want my one sheep for ever, you cant quit the agreement as long as you can breath. Would you accept it ?

Give me ten thousand ewes and I’ll give you back one lamb per year? That sounds like a deal, please sign me up.

I’ll plan to sell the 10,000 for £100 each (making me £1M) and then buy a lamb (£50) a year to pass back to you from the interest. I won’t even charge you any costs, mainly because I won’t be having any.

Not sure what’s in it for you though...

Turkish_FR · Feb 13, 2020

Highland Mule said:
Give me ten thousand ewes and I’ll give you back one lamb per year? That sounds like a deal, please sign me up.

I’ll plan to sell the 10,000 for £100 each (making me £1M) and then buy a lamb (£50) a year to pass back to you from the interest. I won’t even charge you any costs, mainly because I won’t be having any.

Not sure what’s in it for you though...

Okay, I am not interested with details, I just want my one sheep per ewe every year.

Highland Mule · Feb 13, 2020

Turkish_FR said:
Okay, I am not interested with details, I just want my one sheep per ewe every year.

One sheep per ewe? Sorry, too late to change the deal now. You asked for one sheep total on the first post, and I’ve set up the deal on that basis.

Turkish_FR · Feb 13, 2020

Highland Mule said:
One sheep per ewe? Sorry, too late to change the deal now. You asked for one sheep total on the first post, and I’ve set up the deal on that basis.

I never dreamed one day I will have to put Einstein in my ignore list in a forum portal. You are ignored.

som farmer · Feb 13, 2020

Turkish_FR said:
I never dreamed one day I will have to put Einstein in my ignore list in a forum portal. You are ignored.

keep taking the medicine, or is the 'medicine' causing your lurid dreams ?

Highland Mule · Feb 13, 2020

Turkish_FR said:
I never dreamed one day I will have to put Einstein in my ignore list in a forum portal. You are ignored.

My loss.

Turkish_FR · Feb 13, 2020

som farmer said:
keep taking the medicine, or is the 'medicine' causing your lurid dreams ?

I never ever dreamed one day I am also going to put Einstein's pet in my ignore list in a forum portal. You are ignored too.

yellowbelly · Feb 13, 2020

Turkish_FR said:
If I would buy ewes in high numbers (really high)

If you've got that much cash burning a hole in your pocket, I'd reckon, even with the current price of lamb, they'd be better things you could invest in than sheep - just sayin'

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PS. Is there a lot of money sloshing around in Turkey at the moment?
I see the Turkish army pension fund has been trying to buy British Steel.

unlacedgecko · Feb 13, 2020

Where are these ewes going to live?

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