My mate runs a beef and sheep farm. One of his neighbours has glamping pods which border my friends farm. Yesterday morning he gets a very irate couple in his yard going mad that his cows have been having s*x in front of their children. Apparently they’d gone mad at the glamping pod site owner who explained the animals weren’t his. They demanded to know who’s they were, so turned up. My friend basically just laughed and asked them to leave. Next thing he knows the police are in his yard regarding an animal indecent exposure and sexual matter!! I kid you not, he’s now got to give a statement about his cows today at his local station. Apparently he’s been invited in voluntarily but if he doesn’t attend he could be arrested.