Pasta and pizza ,you having a laugh ,cannot stand the shite , wife just cooks proper food ,One of that foreign muck like pasta or pizza? just proper grub like meat and two veg…. Have you considered Quorn?
chap in next village has little take away ,talks funny ,greek or turkish , usually have one of his special chicken kebabs ,its just a chicken breast cooked on grill plate , no pitta bread ,bit of red cabbage ,and a good dose of garlic yoghurt and chiil sauce ,and a few chips that is only foreign shite i will eat cause we know him and its good stuff ,
.would never touch ,one of those kebabs they slarve lumps of brown fatty stuff off those wirly jobs ,with the white globules of fat dripping out of them ,have seen what ally shan buys for the ethnic breatheren ,