smcapstick
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- Location
- Kirkby Lonsdale
I will… if you pay for it!" Keep it back for me ".........
I will… if you pay for it!" Keep it back for me ".........
When I’m Gereralissimo of the People’s Republic of the United Kingdom and Rhodesia, I’ll have that man ‘disappeared’ for you.
Fix me up with an emerald green Mercedes Grosser (armoured) and I’ll deal with the lot for youI have quite a list...
Fix me up with an emerald green Mercedes Grosser (armoured) and I’ll deal with the lot for you
Perfect!Yes!!!
With flags of your county on the wings. I could also supply a nameless armed driver of Russian KGB Heri4age.
I've told him to stay in Holywell. He won't mee the CriteriaPerfect!
Just need a gold plated Browning Hi-Power on my hip and my childhood dream will be realised!
I don’t understand this on any level.I've told him to stay in Holywell. He won't mee the CriteriaView attachment 982473
My Ex KGB Driver... codename "Dumper".I don’t understand this on any level.
Enquiry for for a drum mower: ‘Can you tell me about the kind of use it’s had?’
Yes. It’s been used to cut grass.
I know what the next question will be, too - ‘does it have any service history?’
Hello. I've disappeared off the face of the planet now.I will… if you pay for it!
I forgot how much you like cashOne of today’s sales leads:
‘I am very interested in your [machine for sale]. Serious buyer - no messing. I’d like to offer you £1,000 CASH’
The machine in question is £1,880 including the VAT.
Just how dazzling do these people think the word ‘cash’ is?
Ghastly oiks.
I have no qualms with cash as a payment method. It costs 1% to bank it but that is marginally better than the rate on a debit card payment.I forgot how much you like cash
something not right with youI have no qualms with cash as a payment method. It costs 1% to bank it but that is marginally better than the rate on a debit card payment.
However, I do take exception to people thinking it somehow qualifies for a colossal discount.
They genuinely think that turning up a a wad is impressive… little do they know that only people one the dole, crackheads and scrap men that are impressed by somebody wielding paper money
Been there done that. Then there's the keep getting out to check for belts slipping as you keep getting a whiff only to realise that it's your overalls that smell from clearing that major blockage an hour ago........why do people have to have bonfires during harvest one whiff of smoke and I'm out of the combine with the fire extinguisher having palpitations