Don't anyone tell Mrs Wellytrack he said that. Not for a week or two anyway.
Artificial Vagina
- Thread starter Uglybulldun234
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- Location
- East Sussex
Just make sure it's dishwasher safe.
Sloppy secondsafter you
davidroberts30
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- Location
- pembrokeshire
- Location
- Dumfries & Galloway
Oh, they’re definitely a thing already. A plastic tube with a latex sleeve that fits through it, fastened on the ends with an elastic band. You fill between the tube and the latex sleeve with warm water through a tap on the side, then blow in to adjust the pressure. A bit of ky jelly to lube it up and you’re ready to go.
It’s quite a skill to get the temperature and the pressure just right to get the most productive ‘feel’.
You're level of knowledge on the subject of artificial vaginas is a bit revealing
- Location
- Romney Marsh
You're level of knowledge on the subject of artificial vaginas is a bit revealing
Don't ask him about Welsh sheep then !!
- Location
- Northumberland
Just out of interest which Bulls did you look after? Linmack etc ?
- Location
- Montgomeryshire
You're level of knowledge on the subject of artificial vaginas is a bit revealing
Just for you, I assembled it for you to see. I forgot to mention the lightly ribbed texture on the inside of the liner.
I perhaps should have taken more care when I used it last, as the inside of the liner was stuck together a bit.
I’d put it away with my specialist kit, which hasn’t been used for a couple of years, but if any of you single fellas want to make me an offer…
It could be a cheap date for you @Nithsdale Farmer
- Location
- Montgomeryshire
I'm clearly a bit out of practice. It can be adjusted to whatever pressure works best.
I think you've missed the boat its been done its called a sock
- Location
- Perthshire, Scotland
Joke at college about such a thing, but the budget student version.
A pint glass and a pound of mince.
- Location
- Dumfries & Galloway
Just for you, I assembled it for you to see. I forgot to mention the lightly ribbed texture on the inside of the liner.
I perhaps should have taken more care when I used it last, as the inside of the liner was stuck together a bit.
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I’d put it away with my specialist kit, which hasn’t been used for a couple of years, but if any of you single fellas want to make me an offer…
It could be a cheap date for you @Nithsdale Farmer
And all this time I thought they were made in sweatshops in Asia...
Boris will be delighted to proudly announce British artificial vaginas for British willies!! I'm sure not even he saw this one cumming, but it looks like he will now!
ollie989898
Member
Just for you, I assembled it for you to see. I forgot to mention the lightly ribbed texture on the inside of the liner.
I perhaps should have taken more care when I used it last, as the inside of the liner was stuck together a bit.
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I’d put it away with my specialist kit, which hasn’t been used for a couple of years, but if any of you single fellas want to make me an offer…
It could be a cheap date for you @Nithsdale Farmer
Which website did you buy her off?
- Location
- Fife
I thought the budget version was an Agri girl?
Just for you, I assembled it for you to see. I forgot to mention the lightly ribbed texture on the inside of the liner.
I perhaps should have taken more care when I used it last, as the inside of the liner was stuck together a bit.
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I’d put it away with my specialist kit, which hasn’t been used for a couple of years, but if any of you single fellas want to make me an offer…
It could be a cheap date for you @Nithsdale Farmer
If you stick your thumb up a cow's arse, it stops you from biting your nails.
- Location
- Montgomeryshire
As you have noticed, I don’t have access to cows’ arses these days.
- Location
- Dumfries & Galloway
Hence the need for an artificial vagina, eh
I tried soooooo hard not to reply, but you set it up
You wanna use that contraption a bit more then, relieve the tension
TheEarlOfMoray
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- Location
- Morayshire
This forum hasn’t half went downhill 