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WASP

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Location
Rutland
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House viewing , two villages away ,
had to meet girl from agents ,at 3.30 🙄
any how ,we carting muck from one of horse girls , so made a slight detour ,with loaded trailer ,pull up at house ,its on a main road through village 🤦🏼‍♀️ , get out , and go see her 🙄
any way , she says , would you mind if your wife looks round house ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 inside ,
dont think she could stomach the well rotted cow and horse muck , 😷😷😷😷
then a chap over road walks across when setting off back , 😇😇😇😇 can i have a couple wheel barrow full for garden , yes sir of course ,shall i back on drive and open back door a crack and leave you a bit ,😳😳😳 ,
so ended up stood on top of sqwelchy slop forking a bit off for him 👍
 

Muddyroads

Member
NFFN Member
Location
Exeter, Devon
House viewing , two villages away ,
had to meet girl from agents ,at 3.30 🙄
any how ,we carting muck from one of horse girls , so made a slight detour ,with loaded trailer ,pull up at house ,its on a main road through village 🤦🏼‍♀️ , get out , and go see her 🙄
any way , she says , would you mind if your wife looks round house ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 inside ,
dont think she could stomach the well rotted cow and horse muck , 😷😷😷😷
then a chap over road walks across when setting off back , 😇😇😇😇 can i have a couple wheel barrow full for garden , yes sir of course ,shall i back on drive and open back door a crack and leave you a bit ,😳😳😳 ,
so ended up stood on top of sqwelchy slop forking a bit off for him 👍
Now if you were @Hfd Cattle he would have paid you handsomely for the dung, then after you bought the house he’d be constantly supplying you with the fresh veg it grew.

Come to think of it, the chap would probably have turned out to be the house owner and given you the house in return for the dung! 😁
 

Fendt516profi

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Yorkshire
Now if you were @Hfd Cattle he would have paid you handsomely for the dung, then after you bought the house he’d be constantly supplying you with the fresh veg it grew.

Come to think of it, the chap would probably have turned out to be the house owner and given you the house in return for the dung! 😁
I had to scroll back up to check who'd posted.
 
Now if you were @Hfd Cattle he would have paid you handsomely for the dung, then after you bought the house he’d be constantly supplying you with the fresh veg it grew.

Come to think of it, the chap would probably have turned out to be the house owner and given you the house in return for the dung! 😁
Sums job up nicely
 

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Red Tractor drops launch of green farming scheme amid anger from farmers

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As reported in Independent


quote: “Red Tractor has confirmed it is dropping plans to launch its green farming assurance standard in April“

read the TFF thread here: https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/gfc-was-to-go-ahead-now-not-going-ahead.405234/
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