Because the good things (usually) outweigh the bad
A farm is too quiet without the sound of bleating/baaing/mooing in background.
Because sitting on a tractor all day is actually really boring
And because we'd all be worse off without your musings
....i think you mean 'moaning'
.....thats what i seem to do most these days......anyhoo feck the fencing today......chores....get ready for mart and go get a 'turkish' today i think
Thought about bringing some hoggs to Norwich but if I came that far would want to buy some mooks to take home and then be stuffed with 6 day standstill for selling next week'musings'
Bath? Haircut? Kebab???
Coffee? Cigarette?Bath? Haircut? Kebab???
Bath? Haircut? Kebab???
.....i gave them £20 cos they'd done two other haircuts in the other chair in the meantime....had new type of wax.....feck it was effective
He is ayr Never stops
......but some months we don't have any lamb...indignant sniff
Good luck then, right in the middle of f**k up fortnight then.delayed tupping cos had to toxovax end of october.....due to start 20th
OI....we may have the odd 'little accident'....or 20
Tis annoying when you get to our agehaircut.....ear+nose wax....face mask....cup of turkish coffee.....everytime i go they charge me less.....£17
and hair stops growing on your head but sprouts out of every other orifice instead, do they give you local anaesthetic for your nose hair 
can’t think of anything more painful than extracting hair from yer nostrils "Our age" being....?Tis annoying when you get to our age
Does he ever finish? The start and the finish get a little blurry from what I hear
Does he ever finish? The start and the finish get a little blurry from what I hear
...i remember one year having a ewe lamb on august 24th which was day i started combining....perhaps i should use that
if it had had a glimmer should of kept itthats something i've been thinking about....at what stage of the year does one lambing season finish and another start
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As Narfuk appears to be the home of superheroes - @Will 1594 is rumoured to have started wearing his underpants outside his trousers like Superman, Spin is now self identifying as Batman, I was wondering who the rest of the Narfuk correspondents are.....
