Recent content by Fast Farmer

2 little Welsh black cattle can't go wrong, but as other people say it's not as easy as they show you on the tv, things can and will go tits up whether you've got one animal or 30 or 100 etc

As above Just get 2 small steers, (bulls with no balls) or 2 small heifers and try that, get a herd number from defra, get a second hand crush off eBay and good luck 👍

Go out and shoot there tyres, as above get night vision or thermal, smash windscreen anything to put them off... We had a group of men in a transit 3am in the morning driving round the village, we followed them in our pickup rang the police, met the police at the local school were the policeman...

Really? You can sell a litre of tap water for more than a litre of milk without all the hard work?

Why is water more expensive than milk?

Only worry when it turns red, our Nissan qashqai has had an amber light on for 6 years it's now done 115k

Get an Icelandic jumper, I've got one here windproof lining, Icelandic wool bloody hot when your working in it, Google Nordic outdoor or icewear

I thought he got shafted by fellow countryman Robert the Bruce not the English

Mind reading

Once they've gone to abattoir and packaged up there Organic Welsh black farm assured

New arrival overnight, first time calver no help needed, calf is no bigger than a border collie 😂

Dunno about that, VW scandal, Mercedes emissions aswell, washing machines and fridges going a fire like in Grenfell tower not to mention the cladding 😣

Erbauer EXT range does it for me, chainsaw, hedgecutter, plainer, grinder all cordless plus loads more check out screwfix.com, chainsaw guide is abit small but you can put a longer on on

Same here big wrench and long tube, got an old JCB 4C wrench here, f**king big and heavy for a reason then

Have you taken the pressure off? Turn engine off move handles might help?