I didn't see a pony
and only had coke and a cup off tea
What a shame you didn't take the time to enjoy more of our wonderful country before buggering back to your own wonderful country. It's quite a journey for you to make for just a coke and a cup of tea. We do have wonderful soda bread you know. Would have gone down a treat with your tea.
Stay a little longer next time somebody pays your way. You would be most welcome. Take in a few sights. Visit a few farms and see our grass system of production.
Oh, before I forget ..... Do sample our wonderful beef.