Weekly Caption Competition

holwellcourtfarm

Member

Livestock Farmer

Location

Glen Clova, Angus, DD8 4RD

• Sep 26, 2016

• #2,781

sawdust said:

Ok lads, we all know you lot can pee in to a bucket from up here, but who recons they could shite in to a polly bag from this height?

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The inaugural meeting of the "Adventurous Agrophobics" club might have been going a bit too well....

 

Last edited: Sep 26, 2016

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Deereone

Member

Livestock Farmer

Location

Dorset

• Sep 26, 2016

• #2,782

"That'll be eight written warnings when the gaffer sees we aint got our 'ard 'ats on"

 

DrDunc

Member

Livestock Farmer

Location

Dunsyre

• Sep 26, 2016

• #2,783

But a quick trip down if you want to scratch yer erse

 

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phillipe

Member

• Sep 26, 2016

• #2,784

oh fudge,processed ham again

 

More to life

Member

Location

Somerset

• Sep 26, 2016

• #2,785

@Headless chicken started talking about locking yolks again we won't follow us up here.

 

Old Boar

Member

Location

West Wales

• Sep 26, 2016

• #2,786

See that white building over there - is that a pan mixer next to it?

 

DrDunc

Member

Livestock Farmer

Location

Dunsyre

• Sep 26, 2016

• #2,787

Right pupils, this is why it's safer if you don't do drugs

 

sawdust

Member

Location

Argyll

• Sep 27, 2016

• #2,788

Lincs Lass said:

try this one

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@RWG Contracts talks his lads through a site risk assessment, and complements them on their PPE and safety awareness

 

buffalo_soldier

Member

Location

cumbria

• Sep 27, 2016

• #2,789

I remember when all this was fields.

 

Oat

Member

Location

Cheshire

• Sep 27, 2016

• #2,790

@RWG Contracts set out the reinforcing for their new concrete project- concreting over her husbands little black book and Trump Towers, on behalf of Mrs H. Clinton

 

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phillipe

Member

• Sep 27, 2016

• #2,791

do you think you could fill that blokes coffee cup from here?

 

DrDunc

Member

Livestock Farmer

Location

Dunsyre

• Sep 27, 2016

• #2,792

Corbyn hosts labour leader election victory reception for dissenting MPs

 

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phillipe

Member

• Sep 27, 2016

• #2,793

And over to your right will be ladies underware

 

Old Boar

Member

Location

West Wales

• Sep 27, 2016

• #2,794

Bert finds he has egg sandwiches again and realises he is in trouble...

 

Roy_H

Member

• Sep 28, 2016

• #2,795

Lincs Lass said:

try this one

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Man on the ground looking up: " Aw c'mon down you guys, its only a goddam mouse for Christ's sake!"

 

holwellcourtfarm

Member

Livestock Farmer

Location

Glen Clova, Angus, DD8 4RD

• Sep 28, 2016

• #2,796

We're not coming down until Trump loses!

 

Surgery

Member

Location

Oxford

• Sep 28, 2016

• #2,797

Right lads , don't know how to tell you but building control have been around and we have used steels that ain't got the CE stamp on FFS

 

Robigus

Member

• Sep 28, 2016

• #2,798

Lincs Lass said:

try this one

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What do you mean, you forgot your bloody flask!

 

Surgery

Member

Location

Oxford

• Sep 29, 2016

• #2,799

I tell you it ain't right to have women on this job , just look what happened last week , that tall blonde bent over with her loose top showing her bristols and poor old Stan walked off the end of that rsj.

 

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Alicecow

Member

Location

Connacht

• Sep 29, 2016

• #2,800

@Landyman 's office Christmas party gets off to a good start.