Ploughing Matches - Dates, Announcements, Locations etc etc

massey765

massey765

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Howard150 said:
Did you mean....... Good morning David, it looks like you posted incorrectly that Henry's match is being held on Saturday, when actually it's on Sunday

My mate Ben. Concise and to the point! No prisoners taken! We're all entitled to senior moments now'n agin All edited and correct now. Thank you - I stand corrected.... and also just a teensy weensy bit bruised...sh!t flinger? Especially after all't nice things a said about thee on Facebook. To be fair though - that's what Howard 150's were about in't fust place!

Need to get ower to Facebook trampish like and edit the bit about 'nice chap from owert' brew.'..... mor'n sure I'll come up with summat as fit's t'bill

While we're on, what about what nice chap wi't camera said about how a blokes face should look like that 65 o' thine' - "rough & full of character" - some o' them furr's on that brew o' thine's straighter 'n some o yon left laid out at' t'back o' tawd 65:D:D
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Roy Stokes

Roy Stokes

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East Shropshire
Howard150 said:
Mr Stokes lurking again I see - all picture and no sound
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Lurking ! .............................:D

I will be ploughing this weekend but unfortunately it will be of the commercial variety, I have a huge pile of man poo in the field and the spreaders are coming tomorrow morning so it will have to be incorporated by Sunday evening, fortunately I didn't enter Denbighshire or Henry's so no empty plots.

Weather is helping me along though so thought I would travel to Sarn this year
 
arcobob

arcobob

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Norfolk
Howard150 said:
Did you mean....... Good morning David, it looks like you posted incorrectly that Henry's match is being held on Saturday, when actually it's on Sunday

My mate Ben. Concise and to the point! No prisoners taken! We're all entitled to senior moments now'n agin All edited and correct now. Thank you - I stand corrected.... and also just a teensy weensy bit bruised...sh!t flinger? Especially after all'ot nice things a said about thee on Facebook. To be fair though - that's what Howard 150's were about in't fust place!

Need to get ower to Facebook trampish like and edit the bit about 'nice chap from owert' brew.'..... mor'n sure I'll come up wi summat as'l fit t'bill

While we're on, what about what nice chap wi't camera said about how a blokes face should look like that 65 o' thine' - "rough & full of character" - some o' them furr's on that brew o' thine's straighter 'n some o yon left laid out at' t'back o' tawd 65:D:D
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Does The Farming Forum offer a translation service?:scratchhead:
 
Howard150

Howard150

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Yorkshire
Eyup Massey your erstwhile mate 'shitflinger' here. - Just in passing, when you posted that I thought a degree of kindnes had surfaced and you were referring to my injury ie 'shitfinger'
Nonetheless having been otherwise occupied :D:D:D I have been a bit remiss in not complimenting you on your work at Gisburn. Best I have seen you plough in a while.
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Having studied you, your outfit and your finished work it is my humble oipnion that your problem is.....

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That this bit of your kit (oss shoe) is just not big enough. Arthur Jennings has one four times that size! (y)(y):happy:
 
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massey765

massey765

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Nathen then, howsta doin sh1t flinger....you've bin composing all them important posts ont sop thread you've not had time for the crack side of the forum


Wots with you dishin out bleddy compliments anyway ?
 
Howard150

Howard150

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Yorkshire
massey765 said:
Nathen then, howsta doin sh1t flinger....you've bin composing all them important posts ont sop thread you've not had time for the crack side of the forum


Wots with you dishin out bleddy compliments anyway ?
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Must be gettin soft in mi dotage. Difficult to plough that stuff well on Sunday though but don't get too carried away and lure yourself into a sense of false security. :D:D:D

I did notice that some bugger or other ran off wi half o' what should've been your sole furrow though! :p

Need to be up i'good time to put yan ower on a proper Tyke
Hear all SEE ALL say nowt
Eat all sup all pay nowt.........
....an if ivver tha dus owt fer nowt.
do it fo' thissen

Mind tha git's thysen a bigger oss shoe afore cumin owert brew on Sunda!
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massey765

massey765

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nr clitheroe lancs
Howard150 said:
Must be gettin soft in mi dotage. Difficult to plough that stuff well on Sunday though but don't get too carried away and lure yourself into a sense of false security. :D:D:D

I did notice that some bugger or other ran off wi half o' what should've been your sole furrow though! :p

Need to be up i'good time to put yan ower on a proper Tyke
Hear all SEE ALL say nowt
Eat all sup all pay nowt.........
....an if ivver tha dus owt fer nowt.
do it fo' thissen

Mind tha git's thysen a bigger oss shoe afore cumin owert brew on Sunda!
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Not be goin to Selby .......unfortunately. ......got an eightyeth birthday to attend
So thall ave to extract somebody else's urine
 
llamedos

llamedos

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Ok moved posts relevant to the NE paper work.

If anyone would care to go back through this thread, and decide where the 'banter' starts :facepalm::D then I will do my best to start a new thread with posts which follow on from that, and form a new thread specifically for you all to take the P out of one another :D
 
Howard150

Howard150

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Yorkshire
Best way for you is Skipton - Ilkley - Otley - Harewood - Boston Spa and pick up A1 down as far as Blyth - back into Bawtry - Gainsborough down to Torksey.
Easy!....apart from Harewood bank
Nothing in it if you go round Leeds on M62 mileage wise though.

Umpiring! - you bringing that bag o' grass seed you promised me. Caterer on site but no ice cream!

Turn that ruddy spell checker off - is it the designer Outlet you are going through or Otley :D:D:D
 
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Sprayer

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South Derbyshire
ASHBY YOUNG FARMERS 17th ANNUAL CHARITY PLOUGHING MATCH

In aid of the DLR Air Ambulance and a donation will be given to
The Don Woodhouse World Ploughing Travel Fund

ON SUNDAY THE 3rd SEPTEMBER 2017 – 10-00am

BY KIND PERMISSION OF MR ANDREW JACKSON And the HAMES FAMILY

AT MELBOURNE ROAD, KINGS NEWTON, DERBY. DE73 8BR

BETWEEN ISLEY WALTON & MELBOURNE. Nr Melbourne View Hotel

For further information contact Mr Richard Hewitt,
Tel:- 01283 217796 or 07971 278001. E-mail:- [email protected]
 

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