It could start a new fashion, coats with mud splatters on them for that been in the country look
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You say that in jest , “a lovely slim woman walking in town wearing tight white, look a like jodhpurs, with printed/embroided brown mud splats on them”,has to be better than the same woman wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
Of course some may have genuinely worn the jeans knees in to holes due to being on all fours so much!!!!!!
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