things that make you smile

Kidds

Member
Horticulture
I put my big coat on today. Too hot!

I bought it second hand off tinternet and when it arrived I thought it would never be cold enough to wear it. A heavyweight thinsulate coat, awesome. :)
 
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rob1

Member
Location
wiltshire
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them..

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet..

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness..

Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pen knife..

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

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Pilgrimmick

Member
Location
Argyll
Not great photos, as I gave Lord Litchfield the day off. But as you can see the big lad is getting quite domesticated. Follows the boss around the yard in the morning as she does the morning feeding, letting poultry out etc, Then comes to the front door for some fuss. been introduced to the collie without any drama, will meet the rest of the hounds when seems right.
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itsalwaysme

Member
Location
Cheshire
Not great photos, as I gave Lord Litchfield the day off. But as you can see the big lad is getting quite domesticated. Follows the boss around the yard in the morning as she does the morning feeding, letting poultry out etc, Then comes to the front door for some fuss. been introduced to the collie without any drama, will meet the rest of the hounds when seems right.View attachment 611422View attachment 611424View attachment 611426
Must have just been frightened of Pete @Landyman :cautious:
 

SFI - What % were you taking out of production?

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Red Tractor drops launch of green farming scheme amid anger from farmers

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As reported in Independent


quote: “Red Tractor has confirmed it is dropping plans to launch its green farming assurance standard in April“

read the TFF thread here: https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/gfc-was-to-go-ahead-now-not-going-ahead.405234/
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