Lamma 2020

glasshouse · Jan 6, 2020

Johnnyboxer said:
We went to Smithfield, when I was at Ag College in the early 80's and managed to end up in Soho, in a basement strip club - being entertained by pretty ladies (hope so........... as it was dark)

When the lights came on, after a turn it was funny seeing so many older farmers & neighbour's in the audience

One black lass did her thing and their was a City gent in the audience,smart pin stripe suit, gabardine mac, brolly, trilby and folded up copy of the Times on his lap.

Every so often the Times would rustle, a bit

She spied what he was up to (as naive 18-19 year olds we had no idea) and came over to him, stark bollock naked & took off a stiletto and started hitting him with the pointy end, whilst he tried to fend her off with his brolly - like a rapier

It was a Memory that will never leave me - a naked black lass inches from us, assaulting a smartly dressed City gent with a stiletto

Being from the Shires we hadn't encountered many black people at all, 40 years ago and thought she was formidable

Like a scene from the Inbetweeners, we all looked at each other, got up as one and left before the Police were called, each paying our fiver as we left

Happy days

They only charged you a fiver to get out?

JCfarmer · Jan 6, 2020

Going on Wednesday, I went last year and was very impressed really. Much better inside at the NEC especially since the weather forecast talks of high winds! Easy to get to from my point of view and with the Royal Show and Smithfield gone this one needs to grow and improve with our support.

James · Jan 6, 2020

Going both days. Dead easy fly in and walk in so long as the flight isn't delayed much. Staying with a mate so that's sorted cheap enough

airedale · Jan 6, 2020

Going tommorrow with a mate from Skipton. Driving as train times and fares were not workable

Shebb90 · Jan 6, 2020

Father and bother decided to go this year talked about for last few years but decided to go on the a bus trip up one night stay in hotel breakfast and two evening meals for £99 thought was very good really, just shame they got the flu now and won't be going. Got it proper bad.

Chae1 · Jan 6, 2020

Hope they both get well soon.

Johnnyboxer · Jan 6, 2020

glasshouse said:
They only charged you a fiver to get out?

Based on the time you spent in there IIRC, more time = more girls doing turns= more you were charged on exit

It was nearly 40 years ago though, so a bit hazy

tr250 · Jan 6, 2020

Farma Parma said:
I only put Farmer soz but i know sum1 else on here thats put General Dogs Body & he sent me a pic so i know its true

Ha

Shebb90 · Jan 6, 2020

Chae1 said:
Hope they both get well soon.

So do i

Still Farming · Jan 6, 2020

Shebb90 said:
So do i

Plenty up there with the dose ,spreading it more than likely too???

Lincs Lass · Jan 6, 2020

Wolds Beef said:
@Ramrod Paul!!! No , My Farm is the other side of the road to Staples!!
WB

Is the farm at Scremby still on the go ,,used to be Hugh Drakes place

Chae1 · Jan 6, 2020

I'm off laid up with it. Its a barsteward, went for middle ear can't walk, got no balance.

Be a week Tuesday since started.

DRC · Jan 6, 2020

Chae1 said:
I'm off laid up with it. Its a barsteward, went for middle ear can't walk, got no balance.

Be a week Tuesday since started.

Some bad virus’s this year. Took me over three months to get over it. Never been so bad for so long
a farming neighbour was on his hands and knees crawling to the bathroom as his ears were so bad.

whindy · Jan 6, 2020

Yes off tomorrow won a night in a hotel on site in the Perry's of Oakley competition [emoji106]

Shebb90 · Jan 6, 2020

Still Farming said:
Plenty up there with the dose ,spreading it more than likely too???

They could well be. Trouble is I didn't Mind doing all the work my self for two days but think how long it might be now, and I anit that great been docs today and reacon I got plusiy got lot of pain in the chest.

Chae1 · Jan 6, 2020

silverfox said:
Some bad virus’s this year. Took me over there months to get over it. Never been so bad for so long
a farming neighbour was on his hands and knees crawling to the bathroom as his ears were so bad.

When i got out of hospital on Saturday i was crawling about house! Hopefully make some progress this week.

DRC · Jan 6, 2020

Chae1 said:
When i got out of hospital on Saturday i was crawling about house! Hopefully make some progress this week.

Didn’t know you’d been in hospital. Get well soon .

Still Farming · Jan 6, 2020

Shebb90 said:
They could well be. Trouble is I didn't Mind doing all the work my self for two days but think how long it might be now, and I anit that great been docs today and reacon I got plusiy got lot of pain in the chest.

Go steady, in case Phenomena.

Heathland · Jan 6, 2020

Brisel said:
I'm going tomorrow (Tuesday).

There's one spare place in my truck @tw15 @Devon Dumpling @PRS Farmer

@Heathland Myself and Jeff Claydon will get you in a pincer movement and not let you out until you've bought a Hybrid drill

Unfortunately not going to make still suffering from man flu

steveR · Jan 6, 2020

B'o'B said:
If you want to be removed from the organizers mailing list they tell you to email a nonexistent email address by the looks of it!

Which is illegal as I understand it....

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