The what I f^cked up today thread...

melted welly

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Arable Farmer
Location
DD9.
My local tech offers an electric arc welding course, 10 weeks at 2hrs per week for 195 pounds. I am quite tempted by this. I have no experience at all so no bad habits.
Go for it, be £200 well spent.

Did Mram at Warwickshire college years ago, learnt more in 4 months than 3 years at Agri college.

welding is easy once you learn the techniques, and learning will be easier if you’ve no self taught bad habits to start with.
 

bitwrx

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your not alone. When I had my telehandler first I ran over the footbath, backed into the mower and modified the grain store door all in a month.
I'd spent hundreds of hours on a handler before I did my engineering career, and was pretty handy at it in my heyday. 10 years later, having been back on the farm for a year, I've hit our newest building three times, dented a stanchion our second newest shed, knocked the hyd fittings off the back twice, destroyed both numberplate lights and bent the PUH mirror irreparably. I've also bent the tilt compensating ram.

Surprised I've not been sacked yet TBH.
 
I'd spent hundreds of hours on a handler before I did my engineering career, and was pretty handy at it in my heyday. 10 years later, having been back on the farm for a year, I've hit our newest building three times, dented a stanchion our second newest shed, knocked the hyd fittings off the back twice, destroyed both numberplate lights and bent the PUH mirror irreparably. I've also bent the tilt compensating ram.

Surprised I've not been sacked yet TBH.

We always used to tell the boss

"It's a good job you're the boss because no bugger would want to employ you!"
 

Agrivator

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I remember doing the ATB welding courses in the 1980s, and they were worth every penny. In those days, there were day release ag. courses held in town every week and run by Sparsholt. They were very good, but I don't suppose the demand is there now.

I remember learning how to roll a churn full of milk with one finger. The tutor was from Ayrshire where, alongwith Cheshire, milk churns were part of everyday life,
 

bitwrx

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We always used to tell the boss

"It's a good job you're the boss because no bugger would want to employ you!"
Even worse. I'm still the boss' son really... ?

Thankfully we've managed to recruit a good new member of the team recently, so I'm moving back to a more desk-based role. I'm also chief repairer of stuff, so if I ever get light on work, I just need to hop back on the Manitou.
 

bumkin

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Mixed Farmer
Location
pembrokeshire
I remember learning how to roll a churn full of milk with one finger. The tutor was from Ayrshire where, alongwith Cheshire, milk churns were part of everyday life,
its good to know there is some one of my age group out there ,there are som who would say what the feks a churn they dont know about lifting milk pails over head to pour into surface coolers
 

JWL

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Location
Hereford
Go for it, be £200 well spent.

Did Mram at Warwickshire college years ago, learnt more in 4 months than 3 years at Agri college.

welding is easy once you learn the techniques, and learning will be easier if you’ve no self taught bad habits to start with.

I learnt a damn site more usefull stuff on that MRAM course than any other course I ever did at college. Timmy Morgan and his gang should all have had awards for their contribution to mechanical empathy. There was also the work hard play hard element as well, some very great memories, even if a little alcoholically hazy, of the four months in the mid 80's
 
I'd spent hundreds of hours on a handler before I did my engineering career, and was pretty handy at it in my heyday. 10 years later, having been back on the farm for a year, I've hit our newest building three times, dented a stanchion our second newest shed, knocked the hyd fittings off the back twice, destroyed both numberplate lights and bent the PUH mirror irreparably. I've also bent the tilt compensating ram.

Surprised I've not been sacked yet TBH.
Most of that list are things that move themselves/ jump out at you/ weren’t there a second before...........,,,,, but how the heck did you bend the tilt compensating ram?????
 

bitwrx

Member
Most of that list are things that move themselves/ jump out at you/ weren’t there a second before...........,,,,, but how the heck did you bend the tilt compensating ram?????
Safety first see. Put the boom prop on the ram while greasing round. Finish greasing round, blow out air filter, forget it's on there, boom down.

To be fair, it's only slightly bent. We didn't notice for a month.
 
I like this thread. One of the first times I drove a tractor I managed to mangle a fairly new gate and post with the loader. A couple of days later I put a lovely deep scratch in the paint of a brand new van with a tiny piece of steel that sticks out an inch further than everything else. :(
I have to say my employer was very patient and understanding!

These days I'm much better! :LOL:
But I do suffer from a strange condition where I immediately lose my ability to drive or operate any tool or machine as soon as somebody is watching me.
 

theboytheboy

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Arable Farmer
Location
Portsmouth
Decided to cut for hay, could not get mower to leave a clean cut, kept adjusting things but no improvement. Not untill the end of the day when I was still moaning that dad noticed half the blades were on the wrong way round.....he serviced mower this year so took full responsibility and I left him changing them round to sort kids tea out

Hopefully it cuts tidier next time.
 

DrWazzock

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Arable Farmer
Location
Lincolnshire
I am eternally grateful to my father that he taught me to weld. Probably one of the most useful things I have learned. I am no craftsman but it has got me out of many a repair problem. I also did a short course at Riseholme College which was invaluable. It included oxy acetylene cutting which was also very useful.
I'd recommend any farmer to learn welding. Its not difficult and a pleasant hobby and distraction from the farming itself and well as a useful skill.
 

DrWazzock

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Arable Farmer
Location
Lincolnshire
I remember one night the combine rear walker shaft snapped in two about 5 acres from finishing harvest. Got it back to yard. Chucked a few buckets of water onto the walkers, mother turned the drum slowly, while I welded the break in the shaft. Still good today. £750 saved and got going again for a few pence of electricity and a few feet of MIG wire.
 

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