Nearly
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- Location
- North of York
or his passport?Or should that be Michael Portillo ??
Who is Lord Muck
- Thread starter Lazy Sod
- Start date
Mucker4890
Member
I'm not sure that the owner of the said shoebox is allowed foreign travel. I remember him talking about some digits but not sure if they were in a passport.
Mr Mackay
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- Location
- HMP Slade , Shropshire
The Lord Muck I remember ,was bit of a grumpy bugger ,but he usually perked up ,after a crepe or 2 !!
That worked wonders on him !
That worked wonders on him !
Mucker4890
Member
It was rumoured that he enjoyed a good crap/crepe.
He once told me about the time he came out of the final bend at Mallory Park on a Honda C90 and pulled away from Kenny Roberts to take the chequered flag.
I could have got the details slightly wrong.
It might have been Wayne Gardner.
Mr Mackay
Member
- Location
- HMP Slade , Shropshire
Ahhh Wherry Good
- Location
- Westish Suffolk
Used to wind him up about the merits of Adnams, think he was more of a Woodfordes man.
That Wherry is sickly stuff....
SRRC
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- Location
- West Somerset
He was a friend of Clement Freud, they used to go drinking together.
Mucker4890
Member
I believe he once said that the Adnams brewery had a pipe that pumped the contents directly to them from the gents urinals on Southwold seafront.
- Location
- Limousin/Charentes toad land
yep, that’s why Simon Bates our tune was a load of p!ss
- Location
- South Devon
Jethro's version is better - when the Judges go out on the pee
- Location
- Limousin/Charentes toad land
Shows how far this forum has sunkThe most sensible thread on this forum since it began
Uncle Peter
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If we’re after humour then I remember a good old laugh.
Who was the guy who had a bet about an implement? trailer I think it was, can’t remember the context, was either capacity or some such. Got proven wrong when the good old boy he was arguing posted pms off of him onto public pleading not to out him as wrong. Think it was the fella who’s cow man had his Mrs off her bike. Hell of a job.
Who was the guy who had a bet about an implement? trailer I think it was, can’t remember the context, was either capacity or some such. Got proven wrong when the good old boy he was arguing posted pms off of him onto public pleading not to out him as wrong. Think it was the fella who’s cow man had his Mrs off her bike. Hell of a job.
traadilooar
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- Location
- Isle of Man
I think you may find that this is an exceedingly important topic with public health connotations.
The aforementioned lord muck is known to be a keen nork taster, and whilst on a fact finding business trip to Wuhan,
he apparently turned down the bat wing soup,
but was later seen gorging on a couple of great tits.
On arrival back in the arrrshole of nowhere the developed a terrible case of the runs.
It transpires that he may or may not have imported the first case of COVID 38.
Which of course is twice as bad as Covid 19.
Speedstar
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- Location
- Scottish Borders
Last time I saw him he was in a Bedford Rascal with Fat Harry White going to look at a 804
davidroberts30
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- Location
- pembrokeshire
Thought he delivered razzle
