Pull up in Calais let them clamber into the Artic thinking Jackpot level 1 has been reached.
Spin it round and take them 300 clicks the other way... Pull up let them out they'll be off looking for the Golden ticket.
Jobs a goodun.
Repeat.
what grinds your gears
- Thread starter roscoe erf
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Pull up in Calais let them clamber into the Artic thinking Jackpot level 1 has been reached.
Spin it round and take them 300 clicks the other way... Pull up let them out they'll be off looking for the Golden ticket.
Jobs a goodun.
Repeat.
- Location
- west Devon
I'm free
Nah that's been gone all the time I've owned her
, but cheers for saying she's nice
first tractor I've ever owned with all the glass in the cab and a working radio ( that only picks up radio 4 longwave
)
Pigken
Member
- Location
- Co. Durham
How do you manage with that box of matches in your pocket?I'm free
Nah that's been gone all the time I've owned her
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- Location
- west Devon
Big pocket
Are the matches just incase the car is blocking the gateway tonight again?I'm free
Nah that's been gone all the time I've owned her
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some people can F off.
I had the morning repairing 2 machines trying to get them out to work, I noticed a car parked in our gateway, turns out it’s a disgruntled hedgecutting customer that has a dyke full of thistles that needs cutting immediately! NOW!
after I was told how useless I was and how we don’t make a good job and that I should of done this job 3 months ago I told them that I would come and do it … in 12 months time! Because that’s how long we usually wait to get paid
I had the morning repairing 2 machines trying to get them out to work, I noticed a car parked in our gateway, turns out it’s a disgruntled hedgecutting customer that has a dyke full of thistles that needs cutting immediately! NOW!
after I was told how useless I was and how we don’t make a good job and that I should of done this job 3 months ago I told them that I would come and do it … in 12 months time! Because that’s how long we usually wait to get paid
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Cash really is trash..
Strike a good deal with me based on a straight cash transaction for a quick sale, go the lengths of even providing me proof of funding, go silent for a few days and when you eventually do answer tell me that you are waiting for the finance to be arranged!!!
Strike a good deal with me based on a straight cash transaction for a quick sale, go the lengths of even providing me proof of funding, go silent for a few days and when you eventually do answer tell me that you are waiting for the finance to be arranged!!!
Didn’t know dexys midnight runners had reformed
- Location
- Bury St Edmunds
Cum on Eileen.......
- Location
- west Devon
It's a timewarp in that tractor cab see....your instantly transported to the days of 8 track cassettes, no air-con, and "interesting" fashion choices
Chae1
Member
- Location
- Aberdeenshire
Poor Eileen.
I always laugh out loud when I hear that song.
Perhaps one day I shall grow up.
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bobajob
Member
- Location
- Sw Scotland
Have you heard Donkey on Facebook on his videos about the ley-land and the lottery of the braking system and how it might put you over the hedge on one side or the other, your just never know which side!!
More like Rednex
- Location
- pembrokeshire
those dry discs were a lottery when new we thought that's better than drum brakes you had to book an appointment to stop the new dry discs locked up when you touched the pedal then after the first year the lottery began as said which one would come on first also on the Leyland the pedals flopped about the clutch pedal used to scrape down the side of the footplate making an awful noise even now tractor brakes need more attention by the desighners
Boohoo
Member
- Location
- Newtownabbey
His appraisal certainly wouldn't make you want to buy a Ley-land
- Location
- Shropshire
Your mans certainly got a way with words
Unseen shrinkwrap tied on a pallet.
Chopping them up and burning them this morning as to wet to do Concrete
Didn't see it.. chain bit it stretched it to f**k.
Saw stopped dead wrapped itself around everything. Bar off and choppy choppy.
Daft moment... It had thrown the brake and couldn't get the cover back on.
One of them days.
Chopping them up and burning them this morning as to wet to do Concrete
Didn't see it.. chain bit it stretched it to f**k.
Saw stopped dead wrapped itself around everything. Bar off and choppy choppy.
Daft moment... It had thrown the brake and couldn't get the cover back on.
One of them days.
- Location
- Near Colchester
I had a 'thing' with a girl called Eileen at the time. Those were fun days.
Sorry this is in the wrong thread as it made me smile.
- Location
- DD9.
Was tasked with rebuilding brakes on a 272 years ago. Think they were self energising (or something) as took it for a run down the road to check, braked and slowly ground to a halt in cloud of smoke. Then had to walk back in the rain for my spanners.
Also remember the heat shield between engine and cab was made of wood.
