diary of a comedy sheep farm

spin cycle

Member
Location
north norfolk
wednesday

still knackered so decided to have little time r&r after chores

pitched my 'no lambing idea' to admiral whilst checking round ewes.....first up she was agin it but,fair play, later she said i should 'go with with my 'gut' and have the courage of convictions' :) .....also surveyed fence that needs repair on the grazing marsh ....12 acres of wood the other side....i 'file the repair as non urgent' 😗 😁

K was in yard feeding round when we got back .....we got organised to go thru and weigh ram lambs(y).....DOH :banghead::banghead:.....we've about 5 over fat....55-60kg:banghead:......we've been feeding 400g/hd of barley mix + adlib straw which i thought was maint TBH so not worried...plus when i go in there....being the eternal pessimist, my eyes are always drawn to the runts:rolleyes:....not really sure what to do.....to fat for abbattoir.....turn them out somewhere to slim down?.....or take them to mart and accept the 'medicine'? :rolleyes:......got some others fit(y).....admiral said 'better that way than not gaining':)

11:30....went home.....shower + nap til 2pm:love:......then trekked off to naam for a 'turkish makeover':)

barber was quiet...he greeted me happily:) ....he remembers me for some reason:scratchhead:😁......anyway his wife is in there today and i getta glass of turkish tea:love:
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so i get the haircut....then the 'painfull wax'......wax pot behind tea BTW.....feck it hurt today....barber apologises and blames dodgy wax...it's not his usual.....anyhoo we get talking....being a muslim he said he'd love to buy a sheep from me....kill it himself.....he'd mentioned it previous visits...he reckons big demand amongst muslim community.....i recoiled at idea at first...it'd be ritual kill:(... especially after the 'scandal' of the now defunct (thank goodness) ritual slaughter house at attleborough... is farm slaughter for a 3rd party individual personal use even legal:scratchhead:......but afterwards i was thinking that there'd be less stress perhaps on animal done on farm?.......i suppose you could even insist on using a captive bolt to stun first?....difficult one:scratchhead:......he also talks about his rent and how ,to him, it's the most important thing to pay...he pays £800/month for 2 bed flat:oops:...they'd like to buy and could afford a mortgage but are are unable to save a deposit:(

anyway whilst being 'pampered'?:scratchhead: a chap comes in for a simple haircut....i had the facemask on by now but wasn't dry enough to peal so i suggested he 'do' the other chap....barber is grateful....wife makes me a coffee(y)....then she starts peeling off the mask then there's an alcohol face wash to take off remnant...cologne......once finished i sit down on couch to finish my coffee and partake of some complimentary 'quality street':love:.......all in all i was rather a long time and when i got back to the car.....PARKING TICKET:mad:....feck it though i wasn't gonna let it spoil my 'afternoon off':love:

two more stops before home....first was engineers who'd sent me email saying i'd not paid bill:scratchhead:.....but turns out i had(y).......second stop...vets to order toxovax to enact @Boydvalley 's plan:rolleyes:
 

Boydvalley

Member
Location
Bath
Better fess up here.
I‘m of very similar vintage to spin and reading the diary, parts of it, is like looking in the mirror.
One of the things we share in common is we make looking after sheep hard work, although mine do stay where their put. Like Spin I can’t bring myself to give them up even though really that’s the best solution.
Option 4 is actually what I’ve decided is the answer, only Spin is ahead of me because the Wilt, Exlana breeding should work well for you. I’ve just taken delivery of an Easydams ram from Robyn Hulme to start my road to easier sheep.
Now I’ve taken the decision to change direction with the flock it feels great, hope it does for you. If it doesn’t sell them.
 

Hesstondriver

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Huntingdon
wednesday

still knackered so decided to have little time r&r after chores

pitched my 'no lambing idea' to admiral whilst checking round ewes.....first up she was agin it but,fair play, later she said i should 'go with with my 'gut' and have the courage of convictions' :) .....also surveyed fence that needs repair on the grazing marsh ....12 acres of wood the other side....i 'file the repair as non urgent' 😗 😁

K was in yard feeding round when we got back .....we got organised to go thru and weigh ram lambs(y).....DOH :banghead::banghead:.....we've about 5 over fat....55-60kg:banghead:......we've been feeding 400g/hd of barley mix + adlib straw which i thought was maint TBH so not worried...plus when i go in there....being the eternal pessimist, my eyes are always drawn to the runts:rolleyes:....not really sure what to do.....to fat for abbattoir.....turn them out somewhere to slim down?.....or take them to mart and accept the 'medicine'? :rolleyes:......got some others fit(y).....admiral said 'better that way than not gaining':)

11:30....went home.....shower + nap til 2pm:love:......then trekked off to naam for a 'turkish makeover':)

barber was quiet...he greeted me happily:) ....he remembers me for some reason:scratchhead:😁......anyway his wife is in there today and i getta glass of turkish tea:love:View attachment 992478

so i get the haircut....then the 'painfull wax'......wax pot behind tea BTW.....feck it hurt today....barber apologises and blames dodgy wax...it's not his usual.....anyhoo we get talking....being a muslim he said he'd love to buy a sheep from me....kill it himself.....he'd mentioned it previous visits...he reckons big demand amongst muslim community.....i recoiled at idea at first...it'd be ritual kill:(... especially after the 'scandal' of the now defunct (thank goodness) ritual slaughter house at attleborough... is farm slaughter for a 3rd party individual personal use even legal:scratchhead:......but afterwards i was thinking that there'd be less stress perhaps on animal done on farm?.......i suppose you could even insist on using a captive bolt to stun first?....difficult one:scratchhead:......he also talks about his rent and how ,to him, it's the most important thing to pay...he pays £800/month for 2 bed flat:oops:...they'd like to buy and could afford a mortgage but are are unable to save a deposit:(

anyway whilst being 'pampered'?:scratchhead: a chap comes in for a simple haircut....i had the facemask on by now but wasn't dry enough to peal so i suggested he 'do' the other chap....barber is grateful....wife makes me a coffee(y)....then she starts peeling off the mask then there's an alcohol face wash to take off remnant...cologne......once finished i sit down on couch to finish my coffee and partake of some complimentary 'quality street':love:.......all in all i was rather a long time and when i got back to the car.....PARKING TICKET:mad:....feck it though i wasn't gonna let it spoil my 'afternoon off':love:

two more stops before home....first was engineers who'd sent me email saying i'd not paid bill:scratchhead:.....but turns out i had(y).......second stop...vets to order toxovax to enact @Boydvalley 's plan:rolleyes:
Tea? it looks like a pint of flat bitter straight out the barrel.
 

spin cycle

Member
Location
north norfolk
Never mind the tea, I'm shocked at spinney himself. I never had him down as one of them there metersexual type's!!!

Male grooming, whatever next????? pictures of him strutting his stuff down naam high Street clutching a man bag and holding a toy poodle under the other arm???????

you forgot the high heels 😁

bloomin rough start weather wise today.....personally i'dve given checking round a miss but it's a big part of admirals day:).....besides it had stopped raining by time K arrived so i sent her 😁......i went to the bank to pay in:love: then onto the post office and posted 3 fridge magnets(y)....@i'mlost.....should be straight forward(y)[email protected] i don't have to say the address:oops:...20 letters in first two lines but only 2 vowels:oops:....gotta be 'made up'😁.......then me old mate @robbie :devil:.....found the address....was so pleased i wrote it on the envelope and sealed without putting magnet in:banghead:.....had to re open envelope and the 'improvise' a sticker to re seal....i'm sure he'll love it😗....plus a little extra prezzie he might find 'handy'😁:devil:

back at the farm K was already sorting the ram lambs again.....we reweighed and put into two pens.....7 over weights for mart:rolleyes:.....12 for abattoir ....admiral rang abattoir and left message but no reply as yet which got me thinking ...'shall i take the lot into mart?'.....rang auctioneer but it was 5:20 so probably knocked off :rolleyes:

some pics over my dilemmas :rolleyes:.....not best pics as getting dark



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dozen decent ram lambs 40-45kg

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the overweights 50-60kg:banghead:

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most of my ewes are 20-30% exlana......but puppydogs 'dirty weekend' last autumn has left me one or two 'extreme' examples....can't see much enthusiasm selling live?....or am i being pessimistic?
 

robbie

Member
BASIS
you forgot the high heels 😁

bloomin rough start weather wise today.....personally i'dve given checking round a miss but it's a big part of admirals day:).....besides it had stopped raining by time K arrived so i sent her 😁......i went to the bank to pay in:love: then onto the post office and posted 3 fridge magnets(y)....@i'mlost.....should be straight forward(y)[email protected] i don't have to say the address:oops:...20 letters in first two lines but only 2 vowels:oops:....gotta be 'made up'😁.......then me old mate @robbie :devil:.....found the address....was so pleased i wrote it on the envelope and sealed without putting magnet in:banghead:.....had to re open envelope and the 'improvise' a sticker to re seal....i'm sure he'll love it😗....plus a little extra prezzie he might find 'handy'😁:devil:

back at the farm K was already sorting the ram lambs again.....we reweighed and put into two pens.....7 over weights for mart:rolleyes:.....12 for abattoir ....admiral rang abattoir and left message but no reply as yet which got me thinking ...'shall i take the lot into mart?'.....rang auctioneer but it was 5:20 so probably knocked off :rolleyes:

some pics over my dilemmas :rolleyes:.....not best pics as getting dark



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dozen decent ram lambs 40-45kg

View attachment 992691

the overweights 50-60kg:banghead:

View attachment 992693

most of my ewes are 20-30% exlana......but puppydogs 'dirty weekend' last autumn has left me one or two 'extreme' examples....can't see much enthusiasm selling live?....or am i being pessimistic?
Great, good ole boy. Now I've got to Intercept the post so dad ( who has same name and often ends up undoing my post) gets to it first and gets a suprise!!!!🤦

Since your post yesterday about your grooming I keep having two images popping up in my head and I can't decide which one is most you!!!!
Are you a bathazer bratt kinda chap or a Cupid stunt..................im thinking more a Cupid!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Lodekka

Member
Never mind the tea, I'm shocked at spinney himself. I never had him down as one of them there metersexual type's!!!

Male grooming, whatever next????? pictures of him strutting his stuff down naam high Street clutching a man bag and holding a toy poodle under the other arm???????
The thought of Spinny Boi in a Mankini has put me right off my cereal!
I suppose he could get his parts shaved when he does the sheep - assuming the dear lass who does them has a strong stomach!🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

robbie

Member
BASIS
The thought of Spinny Boi in a Mankini has put me right off my cereal!
I suppose he could get his parts shaved when he does the sheep - assuming the dear lass who does them has a strong stomach!🤣🤣🤣🤣
They'd have to charge more than there usual shearing rate for a contract like that!!!!!!

If they bagged the "fleece" up, I wouldn't want a jumper made from it!!!!!!
 

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