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  1. zsnotdead

    The coming famine

    Some arses are that big they will soon need tail lights
  2. zsnotdead

    The coming famine

    We dont really know what food shortages are,its not products missing off shelves, we have had it too good.
  3. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    Sfp in and with no fertiliser bought I've plenty of room in the shed for the new fendt, afterall you can't drive a new milking parlour through the village at 60km/hr
  4. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    Its the end of the intensive farm,high stocking rates, your nitrates and carbon footprint will be worth as much as your produce,reduce your stock,reduce your stress,enjoy farming and enjoy the rest of your life, probably as profitable . Watch the children grow up too
  5. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    Aurivo 30.25,up.75p, make the forward contract at 27p unattractive, anyone got the sfp
  6. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    Final pitch inspection today,I'll lift the ball and take the team off the pitch this afternoon
  7. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    What about a cows cleaning,the after birth, my spreadplate can eject one at over 60mph to a distance of 20feet no bother
  8. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    Try Cultra museum , they will place it beside the silage cutting spade, maybe put it in your garden as an ornament ,plant flowers in it,hang it in your kitchen,use your imagination
  9. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    Only on bales atm but starting tmr next week, she throws both,bales are a disaster,loads of longer grass
  10. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    How can you stop a cow flicking silage over her back and the whole feed Area other than shooting the bastxxd
  11. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    Looking for a pup, there is nothing but a bunch of robbin huirs, 8k for a litter of pups,I hope the tax man gets the bastxxds Meanwhile back at the farm 30p/litre is now the new 20p. Just enough so you wont die of hunger
  12. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    Looking forward to the after party in belfast
  13. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    No cattle in yet other than cows at night , no diet feeding yet, no dairy blend purchased yet either, no fert bought for next season, first time in 18 years I haven't the following seasons fert bought. All slurry tanks empty,silos full, closed for tb, mrs z wants a new kitchen out of the sfp...
  14. zsnotdead

    Fertiliser Price Tracker

    Just been quoted 377 for CAN, I'm glad I've most of my farming done when fertiliser was cheap,
  15. zsnotdead

    Fertiliser Price Tracker

    You really must get out more
  16. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    How can a calf be 0.4 livestock units and a beef cow be 0.8 LU. Doesn't make sence
  17. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    Yip sign if the times, I've seen it before the farm dies slowly,then,the farm is dead, long live the farm, youth and new blood
  18. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    Nope,I'm not spending 30k on a new tanker, I will reduce stock, reduce milk and hope those niea bastxxds die of hunger before they get my lenght
  19. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    https://www.farmersjournal.ie/no-slurry-exemption-if-waiting-on-a-new-tanker-649573 Long run the f...... and as usual the farmers union,yes sir no sir 3 bags full sir
  20. zsnotdead

    Northern Ireland Milk Price Tracker

    This is an exceptional year, cows normally in at night 2 to 3 weeks, plenty of grass but a candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Hoping to keep them out by day for October
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