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    what grinds your gears

    I know how you feel my long-suffering wife of nearly forty-three years went into the hospital with abdominal pains doctor examined her and said why are you flinching when I prod your stomach she said because it hurts he looked at the nurse and said why is she on a drip take it down there is...
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    what grinds your gears

    twelve bore with solid slug if it will stop a wild boar it will stop most things but you need a FAC
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    New toy day

    what is it all these new cars look the same to me
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    Kevs diary

    dam that's a fine machine when I was a boy yates drainage used to have several the used them to pull diggers through swamps look after it
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    W.T.F

    I think they all need a good feed
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    W.T.F

    surely it would be a feat of mountaineering to clime on that
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    Wreckers!!

    the problem is they are lgp tyres designed for fieldwork if you load them to the limit and romp down the road doing 50 k something is going to give, I am sure the operator didn't think he was being reckless
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    Loaded up and trucking!!

    that's ok then, a couple of years ago they were taking machines from the quarry next door I was stood outside the front gate making sure they didn't take any fences out as they passed I said to the quarry manager that dipper would be better if it was extended so it isn't so high he said the...
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    Loaded up and trucking!!

    he had better put the dipper down or he might come unstuck under a low bridge ;)
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    what grinds your gears

    yes and isn't it a coincident that they managed to be empty when they had finished greasing up
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    Ooooooohhhhhh....

    she is ok as she is she doesn't need improvement why are men obsessed with big norks anything more than a hand full is waste.
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    Wreckers!!

    in situations like this when you have to pull out blind into the road perhaps it would be wise to put a sign in the road, you can buy foldable ones that don't take a lot of room, I would suggest someone stand in the road but a/ there isn't anyone about usually or b/ he or she would get run over
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    Loaded up and trucking!!

    when he picked up the milk he didn't leave any empties?
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    Today at work

    you seem to have had more than your fair share of troubles for those hours it seems the more "advanced these machines get the more trouble they are we ran a NH tc for a number of years it was slow but it just kept plodding on nothing that could not be fixed with a hammer and a bit of string...
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    Today at work

    out of curiosity how many hours has it done
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    Today at work

    top marks any way (y)
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    Today at work

    dam your good;)
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    Which filter removal tool ?

    I have two sorts one is a double chain loop it is very good but doesn't go around large filters I also have one that is an adjustable strap it will fit anything also it is easy to put on it some situations like the one yellowbelly shows, I used to have one that was a chain on a handle with a...
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    'Cowshed Cinderella' - wins £1.3million from her parents

    you have my sympathy these family things are a pita I know I have the t-shirt, i can only wish you the best of luck
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    Farmer Roy's Random Thoughts - I never said it was easy.

    we joined the wires together on our MX seat

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