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Very satisfying that👍

Big mouth and no bòllocks, loads of them about 😂

Think you left them at mine the other week😉

They’re cheap now 😂

What a shít day, absolutely hammering down here and wet with it, heifer had a set of twins and one of those is lay stretched out cold an fucķed, under lamps now an tubed but doing the death groan! Two lambs brought in exactly the same, fields like a swamp, pair of geese landed in one field it’s...

Seen the first one here this afternoon, mrs reckons she saw a pair last week but not solid confirmation so I’m taking the win! West mids

Get in there my boy, make sure you report back here if she ties you up and whips you like a dog 😂

I reckon that would work, especially if you delivered in the shorts

Gets the point across though 🤷‍♂️

Take a dead one with you an drop it on his door step, tell him they’ll be more to come if he doesn’t play nicely

I said exactly the same, the owl shít examiners will win, no questions

Smear something horrible on the gate handles/styles, go round an tell her husband she’s stalking you, leave something tasty for her dog to nibble on, or just give her a massive round of fúcks, she’ll get the message or she’ll ring the police

Everyone thinks they’re a farmer now, all these stupid fúcking programmes they put on telly making us all look like simple minded happy clappy wànkers! That new programme that was on on Saturday was an insult to anyone who’s actually tendered for a proper farm!! We’re fúcked now, too many people...

Weather would stop a lot of people gathering yesterday for Welshpool today, been a pig of a wkend down here, anyone who doesn’t need to sell would stay indoors if they had a brain, me on the other hand was gathering sheep 😂

Were yours on a concrete floor just raised off it?

Oh yeah, sounds an ideal breeder, put it on fb, plenty whether’s on there that they breed from 🤦

I’m considering one, I love the ears 😂

I’ve got one, no problems, or none I take any notice of anyway 😉

Do you have mag licks out with them at all?? Mine are never without them, it does keep a lot of it away! I’ve got a few sim x cows an wouldn’t say I’ve had any more problems with them than anything else, mine are out all year but obviously not at your sunny climes

If it’s up an sucked it ought to be fine but that’s very decent of you, bet it brought a smile to your face finding that