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What load of old tosh! Great product line, they'll be around for years ;):p

3 things are necessary to produce clean milk. Clean plant. Clean cows. Clean milker. Fail in any one of these and you'll make dirty milk

A bawhair :wideyed:

Heifer calved this morning. Decided to take the scenic route to the parlour :banghead::poop::nailbiting: Mostly holstein, part mountain goat it would seem :whistle: Fun n games on a wet friday :)

Demo Schaffer/ weidemann / nc/ fannypoo etc. Even if none of them tickle your pickle, they'll sharpen the jcb mans pencil a bit! ;) On my 2nd Schaffer here. Very pleased with them. Solid build, robust, well laid out cab, super reliable, plenty grunt and no safety lockout witchcraft :) 8610T ...

Bollix! Every brand will have issues/ faults/ problems. Not every machine. Anyone who says different is a fool or a liar

On the subject of charity tw@ts. Scruffy, potty mouthed oik, sir Bob Geldof is rumoured to be arranging a pop concert for grumpy lancastrian peasant sheep farmers... Merchandise already available @Gator

Woke up yesterday with a bit of a sniffle. Today his has deteriorated into full blown manflu...... :dead: i know. Potentially fatal!:depressed: Warmest day of the year so far and im frozen. Mooching about with hoodie and hat, sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish mongers :grumpy:

^^ As above. Jammed with dried slurry. Clean it all out, give it a good sloshing of oil and you'll be fine. I always suck a pint of diesel through the exhaust at the end of a days spreading to keep the changeover free

Now now dont get your knickers in a twist! Its called humour :banghead::facepalm: A mate has one. He had a 7618 dyna6 and really liked it, chopped it in for a 7718 vario and reckons this one is a different class. Bags of grunt, better laid out cab and more refined. What do you think of yours...

New member. Either he really has 1 and wants smoke blown up his arse ;) , or his mate has 1 and he wants it shot to bits on here so he can take the mick! :whistle:

Another option would be to lay off the cakes tubby!:nailbiting: Youve a dress to squeeze into y'know :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::snaphappy:

Aaaww shucks :oops: I bet you say that to all the boys! :love: :) Thanks floss :rolleyes:

All this chat about using wood in bodges:woot: Flash gits :mad: Have you seen the price of timber??....... Do you think it grows on tr....... Oohhhh hang on, never mind :whistle::whistle::D

Just put a new trailer on yer wedding list :love: Be better value and of more use than some of the overpriced, fancy crockery and saucepan sets some folk ask for! :greedy::greedy::mad:

Nowt not to like there. (y) Just wait though, some hi viz, clipboard weilding, spineless, willy smoking waste of organs will say in a nasally, annoying whine " ooohh no safety mark, no certificate, you cant use it. What if it falls on someone eating a vegan sandwich?" Get lost princess, this...

Just normal plasson 19mm plastic fitting. Seems ok so far...... :nailbiting:

Thanks @Bob c , but this sat afternoon, dairy farmer bodging!

Bodging up some water pipes for weaned calves. Yellow hose is not willing to accept 19mm stiffner Wee squirt of dubya dee and a fag lighter later And bobs yer uncle No fancy blow lamps or heat guns here!

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