Anyone for salad?

[Kevtherev]

How much salad cream?
Spotted in daily express

 

[Y Fan Wen]

Reminds me of the people learning to forage and found a plant growing in the ditch with leaves like parsley and roots like parsnip.
Didn't end well.

 

[primmiemoo]

Dock is for nettle stings, and for loo roll.

Dock pudding - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Dock pudding isn't made with dock weeds, is it?

 

[Kevtherev]

Reminds me of the people learning to forage and found a plant growing in the ditch with leaves like parsley and roots like parsnip.
Didn't end well.

Hemlock water dropwort I’m guessing??

 

[Bald Rick]

Dock is for nettle stings, and for loo roll.

Dock pudding - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Dock pudding isn't made with dock weeds, is it?

pfft .... rather use a mole hill.

Although I can see a technical issue if you're a woman I suppose

 

[Farmer Roy]

Stowaway snake found in lettuce bag returns home after 2,000km round trip

A baby pale-headed snake thought to have hitched a ride from Queensland to Sydney in a bag of lettuce is released into the wild back in Toowoomba.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Spencer]

Had to chuckle at a couple “foraging” wild garlic on our road side ditch. I’m pretty sure they weren’t local as then they would have known it’s the morning dog toilet for local village

 

[delilah]

How much salad cream?
Spotted in daily express

WTF ?



You buy the Daily Express ?

 

[Ukjay]

WTF ?



You buy the Daily Express ?

You gotta have something to wipe your arse on when out in the sticks and need to go

 

[AftonShepherd]

How much salad cream?
Spotted in daily express

This time next year, Rodney ...

 

[snarling bee]

Rhubarb leaves are poisonous.

 

[Y Fan Wen]

Hemlock water dropwort I’m guessing??

Tick. Three in hospital and one fatality. Not called cowbane for nothing.