Artificial Vagina

Any body on this forum interested in developing my concept for semen collection I had the pleasure many years ago of looking after some of the MMB greatest bulls I’ve sat on this idea for over 25 years and I still believe it could be as important now as it was then
Michael Clayton
 

Bald Rick

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Anglesey
Any body on this forum interested in developing my concept for semen collection I had the pleasure many years ago of looking after some of the MMB greatest bulls I’ve sat on this idea for over 25 years and I still believe it could be as important now as it was then
Michael Clayton

TBH, I can’t see where your market is.
Anyone engaged in collecting semen will already be using one surely
 

marcot

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Arable Farmer
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Bury St Edmunds
Any body on this forum interested in developing my concept for semen collection I had the pleasure many years ago of looking after some of the MMB greatest bulls I’ve sat on this idea for over 25 years and I still believe it could be as important now as it was then
Michael Clayton
Do you have to take it out for dinner and even worse ..give it a cuddle afterwards?
 
In the interests of LGBTQ+ equality do you have to offer artificial arseholes too?
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neilo

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Mixed Farmer
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Montgomeryshire
I've got a funny feeling if you go on the likes of LoveHoney you'll find artificial vaginas are already a thing



I hear they do discreet packaging and fast delivery, too

Oh, they’re definitely a thing already. A plastic tube with a latex sleeve that fits through it, fastened on the ends with an elastic band. You fill between the tube and the latex sleeve with warm water through a tap on the side, then blow in to adjust the pressure. A bit of ky jelly to lube it up and you’re ready to go.

It’s quite a skill to get the temperature and the pressure just right to get the most productive ‘feel’.;)
 
Oh, they’re definitely a thing already. A plastic tube with a latex sleeve that fits through it, fastened on the ends with an elastic band. You fill between the tube and the latex sleeve with warm water through a tap on the side, then blow in to adjust the pressure. A bit of ky jelly to lube it up and you’re ready to go.

It’s quite a skill to get the temperature and the pressure just right to get the most productive ‘feel’.;)
you test it before the bull??o_O
 

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Five nature-recovery projects spanning 100,000ha launched

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Written by Michelle Martin from Agriland

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Five nature-recovery projects spanning nearly 100,000ha across the West Midlands, Cambridgeshire, the Peak District, Norfolk and Somerset have been announced by the government and Natural England today (Thursday, May 26).

This is the equivalent in size to all 219 current National Reserves.

The aim of the projects is to deliver nature recovery at a landscape scale, helping to tackle biodiversity loss, climate change and improve public health and well-being.

All five projects will make a significant contribution towards the national delivery of the international commitment to protect at least 30% of land and...
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