Artificial Vagina

Any body on this forum interested in developing my concept for semen collection I had the pleasure many years ago of looking after some of the MMB greatest bulls I’ve sat on this idea for over 25 years and I still believe it could be as important now as it was then
Michael Clayton
 

Bald Rick

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Anglesey
Any body on this forum interested in developing my concept for semen collection I had the pleasure many years ago of looking after some of the MMB greatest bulls I’ve sat on this idea for over 25 years and I still believe it could be as important now as it was then
Michael Clayton

TBH, I can’t see where your market is.
Anyone engaged in collecting semen will already be using one surely
 

marcot

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Arable Farmer
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Bury St Edmunds
Any body on this forum interested in developing my concept for semen collection I had the pleasure many years ago of looking after some of the MMB greatest bulls I’ve sat on this idea for over 25 years and I still believe it could be as important now as it was then
Michael Clayton
Do you have to take it out for dinner and even worse ..give it a cuddle afterwards?
 
In the interests of LGBTQ+ equality do you have to offer artificial arseholes too?
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neilo

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Mixed Farmer
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Montgomeryshire
I've got a funny feeling if you go on the likes of LoveHoney you'll find artificial vaginas are already a thing



I hear they do discreet packaging and fast delivery, too

Oh, they’re definitely a thing already. A plastic tube with a latex sleeve that fits through it, fastened on the ends with an elastic band. You fill between the tube and the latex sleeve with warm water through a tap on the side, then blow in to adjust the pressure. A bit of ky jelly to lube it up and you’re ready to go.

It’s quite a skill to get the temperature and the pressure just right to get the most productive ‘feel’.;)
 
Oh, they’re definitely a thing already. A plastic tube with a latex sleeve that fits through it, fastened on the ends with an elastic band. You fill between the tube and the latex sleeve with warm water through a tap on the side, then blow in to adjust the pressure. A bit of ky jelly to lube it up and you’re ready to go.

It’s quite a skill to get the temperature and the pressure just right to get the most productive ‘feel’.;)
you test it before the bull??o_O
 

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