Artificial Vagina

Nithsdale Farmer

Member
Livestock Farmer
Oh, they’re definitely a thing already. A plastic tube with a latex sleeve that fits through it, fastened on the ends with an elastic band. You fill between the tube and the latex sleeve with warm water through a tap on the side, then blow in to adjust the pressure. A bit of ky jelly to lube it up and you’re ready to go.

It’s quite a skill to get the temperature and the pressure just right to get the most productive ‘feel’.;)

You're level of knowledge on the subject of artificial vaginas is a bit revealing 🤣
 

jendan

Member
Any body on this forum interested in developing my concept for semen collection I had the pleasure many years ago of looking after some of the MMB greatest bulls I’ve sat on this idea for over 25 years and I still believe it could be as important now as it was then
Michael Clayton
Just out of interest which Bulls did you look after? Linmack etc ?
 

neilo

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
Montgomeryshire
You're level of knowledge on the subject of artificial vaginas is a bit revealing 🤣

Just for you, I assembled it for you to see. I forgot to mention the lightly ribbed texture on the inside of the liner.
I perhaps should have taken more care when I used it last, as the inside of the liner was stuck together a bit.

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I’d put it away with my specialist kit, which hasn’t been used for a couple of years, but if any of you single fellas want to make me an offer…
It could be a cheap date for you @Nithsdale Farmer 👍
 

Nithsdale Farmer

Member
Livestock Farmer
Just for you, I assembled it for you to see. I forgot to mention the lightly ribbed texture on the inside of the liner.
I perhaps should have taken more care when I used it last, as the inside of the liner was stuck together a bit.

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I’d put it away with my specialist kit, which hasn’t been used for a couple of years, but if any of you single fellas want to make me an offer…
It could be a cheap date for you @Nithsdale Farmer 👍


And all this time I thought they were made in sweatshops in Asia...


Boris will be delighted to proudly announce British artificial vaginas for British willies!! I'm sure not even he saw this one cumming, but it looks like he will now!
 
Just for you, I assembled it for you to see. I forgot to mention the lightly ribbed texture on the inside of the liner.
I perhaps should have taken more care when I used it last, as the inside of the liner was stuck together a bit.

View attachment 998257View attachment 998258

I’d put it away with my specialist kit, which hasn’t been used for a couple of years, but if any of you single fellas want to make me an offer…
It could be a cheap date for you @Nithsdale Farmer 👍


Which website did you buy her off?
 

Agrivator

Member
Just for you, I assembled it for you to see. I forgot to mention the lightly ribbed texture on the inside of the liner.
I perhaps should have taken more care when I used it last, as the inside of the liner was stuck together a bit.

View attachment 998257View attachment 998258

I’d put it away with my specialist kit, which hasn’t been used for a couple of years, but if any of you single fellas want to make me an offer…
It could be a cheap date for you @Nithsdale Farmer 👍

If you stick your thumb up a cow's arse, it stops you from biting your nails.
 

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Man fined £300 for bonfire-related waste offences

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Written by William Kellett from Agriland

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A man has pleaded guilty at Newtownards Magistrates’ Court to waste offences relating to a bonfire next to the electrical sub-station on the Circular Road in Newtownards, Co. Down.

Gareth Gill (51) of Abbot’s Walk, Newtownards pleaded guilty to two charges under the Waste and Contaminated Land (Northern Ireland) Order 1997, for which he was fined £150 each and ordered to pay a £15 offender’s levy

On June 25, 2018, PSNI officers went to Gill’s yard, where they found a large amount of waste consisting of scrap wood, pallets, carpet and underlay.

Discussion with Northern Ireland Environment Agency (NIEA) officers confirmed the site...
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