Yes I know they do, could be rats next!
Asking Pigeons Nicely To Go Away
- Thread starter franklin
- Start date
clive it is termed sarcasm,
Darren
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- Location
- Lincolnshire
You'll be lucky. He passed away a while ago
so your point being?on a topic like this?
Darren
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- Location
- Lincolnshire
Well he won't scare much will he. Try Digweed or andy crow
We as country folk know what creatures need controlling. We don't shoot hares around here now and there are nice number about and great to see. Pests or vermin are only pests or vermin when in high numbers! Pigeons being at the top of mine, do gooders(people who don't live in the real world) and politicians(rats) close behind!
- Location
- Darlington
Maybe NE should hold classes for use so that we can get a Certificate to shoo vermin lawfully.
Landy Nick
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Pigeons should be renamed Shoo then. So when a mate in your hide says there's a Shoo coming in. I'll then give it a barrel of shot. Simples.
Darren
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- Location
- Lincolnshire
That has to be renewed every two years as to keep another waste of space in paperwork and a job
Old Boar
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- Location
- West Wales
Dont forget to wear the correct clothes for saying Boo! High vis jacket, steel toe caps and a clipboard to correctly record how many flew away, how many stayed, how long it took for them all to return etc. In tryplicate, black pen and capital letters, of course. You did have a prayer on tape playing, did'nt you? Dont forget the cross compliance form...
I dont get worried by pigeons if I go out without my face on...
I dont get worried by pigeons if I go out without my face on...
- Location
- North West England
I just responded to the consultation. It took an hour and a quarter to wade through the public sector bulls**t bingo management speak.
You forgot hard hat!!!!Dont forget to wear the correct clothes for saying Boo! High vis jacket, steel toe caps and a clipboard to correctly record how many flew away, how many stayed, how long it took for them all to return etc. In tryplicate, black pen and capital letters, of course. You did have a prayer on tape playing, did'nt you? Dont forget the cross compliance form...
I dont get worried by pigeons if I go out without my face on...
Woolgatherer
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- Location
- Angus
Hmmm. Could be a job opportunity here! I'll go and walk about shouting shoo - politely of course. And you farmers pay me to do it! (Runs for cover quickly)
- Location
- Ceredigion
Unbelievable, before you know it the pest controllers in towns will be told to catch rats alive and release them in the countryside!!!
Doing that with foxes now!
rats and fox release may not be a problem for much longer. Councils intend to charge for catching them! Mind you, they are applying the same rules to children taken into care, they intend to charge their parents! Will this result in a battered child staying with its parents because they cant pay the council to take the child away? You couldnt make it up!
- Location
- South Shropshire
Couldn't believe it! Checked the date to see if it was April 1st how much bull manure can they think of.
Oh there's plenty more where that came from they have a whole f**king industry just churning this shite out.
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caveman
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- Location
- East Sussex.
Something to do with a plauge of locusts and seven years of plenty followed by seven years of famine comes to mind.
When are people going to learn from and take note of history?
When are people going to learn from and take note of history?