Borrow a field in North East

[MaisiesDad]

And who gets arrested if it goes tits up?

She will most likely be that way round at some point!

 

[MaisiesDad]

Can’t you just find a spot in the National Park or somewhere close, I’ve never really been into the mud bit but never been short of finding a quiet spot when required!

 

[curlietailz]

Farmers field mud = worms, beetles, bugs, stones and possibly parasites
I'd rather fill a paddling pool in my garden myself.... ( if I ever I felt the need to roll around in mud for pleasure that is ) Lol

 

[MaisiesDad]

Farmers field mud = worms, beetles, bugs, stones and possibly parasites
I'd rather fill a paddling pool in my garden myself.... ( if I ever I felt the need to roll around in mud for pleasure that is ) Lol

Who knows what will crawl into an available cavity!! Eeeeeuuuuugggh!!

 

[Johnnyboxer]

Queer fetish

 

[sbx]

I did expect a bit of a ribbing to be fair! Yeah it's a bit unusual, granted, and yeah sterile would be a bit safer in some ways but probably not as much fun.
Yep the irony is that when you want to find a decent spot, you can't. We've been out a few times trying to find some and had no luck whatsoever!

 

[Kidds]

Haven't seen any mud for quite some time.
Best of luck, sounds harmless fun to me.

 

[sbx]

Cheers! Yeah exactly, no bad intentions whatsoever Hoping this rain keeps up!

 

[TripleSix]

I did expect a bit of a ribbing to be fair! Yeah it's a bit unusual, granted, and yeah sterile would be a bit safer in some ways but probably not as much fun.
Yep the irony is that when you want to find a decent spot, you can't. We've been out a few times trying to find some and had no luck whatsoever!

You want to be somewhere like an off-road 4x4 site, they tend to have mud pits all year round.

Drumclog offroad near Glasgow will definitely have mud.

Or Frickley near Doncaster.

Wilton offroad near Middlesbrough may still have mud, and is in the woods, but is subject to trespassers...

 

[patrick4]

wait until root harvest gets going in late autumn, plenty of fields will be in sh!t i bet.

 

[sbx]

Thanks for the advice both