Brexit Extension - Best Excuse

Ashtree

Member
The Brexit extension clock is ticking down to the eleventh and most embarrassing hour for The Guv.
You know who I mean, don’t you. The same Guv, who last year said he would rather die in a ditch, than seek an extension to the last deadline in October. Of course with 24 hours to go, he shat his pants and wrote not one letter but three letters, to seek the extension and cover his modesty.
Yes indeed, the very same Guv who swore undying love for Arlene Foster and swore to her and all her followers, that there would never ever by a border in the Irish Sea. Then he had tea and biscuits with Leo, who handed him a shovel and trowel, and told him get cracking on the wall. Lo and behold, The Guv, now has his minnows busily plastering the said wall. He does like to get a nice finished look to his best projects you see.
But all that’s in the past. The next volte face is on the June extension.
Do the Guv some service, and try come up with some really creative excuses, which he can magic out of the air, to create an illusion however paltry that he hasn’t sought any extension.
Just one condition however. You cannot use Covid 19 as the excuse. That would be cheating.
 

Ashtree

Member
What extension bile boy ?

The one which your PM is going to ask for ..... in the end ....
You know, like the last one he asked for .... in the end .... you remember don’t you ..... the one he would rather have died in a ditch before he asked for it ........ but the silly sod buckled when push really came to shove, and he sent an unsigned letter to Junker begging for an extension ........

Keep safe old chap from the falling remnants of the empire. You do know of course, that your bloody and illegal empire, was brought down following Paddy deciding he had enough of war criminals looting our resources. Paddy rebelled in 1916, and pulled the first leg out from under the whole rotten edifice.
What you may not know however, is that Paddy also started the trend of getting rid of the statues you lot put up in the colonial cities, to remind you subjects who were masters of the universe.
8th of March 1966, we stuck 50 lbs of gelignite up his arse and lit the fuse. Tooraloo Nelson. Sadly it’s taken the rest of the world 54 years to take the hint. Still better late than never.

 

arcobob

Member
Location
Norfolk
The one which your PM is going to ask for ..... in the end ....
You know, like the last one he asked for .... in the end .... you remember don’t you ..... the one he would rather have died in a ditch before he asked for it ........ but the silly sod buckled when push really came to shove, and he sent an unsigned letter to Junker begging for an extension ........

Keep safe old chap from the falling remnants of the empire. You do know of course, that your bloody and illegal empire, was brought down following Paddy deciding he had enough of war criminals looting our resources. Paddy rebelled in 1916, and pulled the first leg out from under the whole rotten edifice.
What you may not know however, is that Paddy also started the trend of getting rid of the statues you lot put up in the colonial cities, to remind you subjects who were masters of the universe.
8th of March 1966, we stuck 50 lbs of gelignite up his arse and lit the fuse. Tooraloo Nelson. Sadly it’s taken the rest of the world 54 years to take the hint. Still better late than never.

I would be interested to know where your ancestors are scattered around the world and why. The British Empire which you despise was co-founded by all peoples of Great Britain at the time and the empire provided a living to vast numbers of emigrants from all parts of these islands and many other parts of Europe. You may not like the way the empire was won but you cannot deny that it provided opportunities for vast numbers of people so I would wager that many of your ancestors reaped the benefits. Remember also that other European countries also had empires from which their descendants benefited hugely and in some cases still do. Many of the naval battles of past centuries were not about home defence but supremacy on the high seas permitting empire building from which many Europeans have benefited over the years even though they did not participate directly at the time.
I know your answers will contain a spewing of anti English crap but just remember that not all British were English.
 

Y Fan Wen

Member
Location
N W Snowdonia
The Brexit extension clock is ticking down to the eleventh and most embarrassing hour for The Guv.
You know who I mean, don’t you. The same Guv, who last year said he would rather die in a ditch, than seek an extension to the last deadline in October. Of course with 24 hours to go, he shat his pants and wrote not one letter but three letters, to seek the extension and cover his modesty.
Yes indeed, the very same Guv who swore undying love for Arlene Foster and swore to her and all her followers, that there would never ever by a border in the Irish Sea. Then he had tea and biscuits with Leo, who handed him a shovel and trowel, and told him get cracking on the wall. Lo and behold, The Guv, now has his minnows busily plastering the said wall. He does like to get a nice finished look to his best projects you see.
But all that’s in the past. The next volte face is on the June extension.
Do the Guv some service, and try come up with some really creative excuses, which he can magic out of the air, to create an illusion however paltry that he hasn’t sought any extension.
Just one condition however. You cannot use Covid 19 as the excuse. That would be cheating.
Now that we have left, on 31st January 2020, you can relax.
 

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