The Brexit extension clock is ticking down to the eleventh and most embarrassing hour for The Guv.
You know who I mean, don’t you. The same Guv, who last year said he would rather die in a ditch, than seek an extension to the last deadline in October. Of course with 24 hours to go, he shat his pants and wrote not one letter but three letters, to seek the extension and cover his modesty.
Yes indeed, the very same Guv who swore undying love for Arlene Foster and swore to her and all her followers, that there would never ever by a border in the Irish Sea. Then he had tea and biscuits with Leo, who handed him a shovel and trowel, and told him get cracking on the wall. Lo and behold, The Guv, now has his minnows busily plastering the said wall. He does like to get a nice finished look to his best projects you see.
But all that’s in the past. The next volte face is on the June extension.
Do the Guv some service, and try come up with some really creative excuses, which he can magic out of the air, to create an illusion however paltry that he hasn’t sought any extension.
Just one condition however. You cannot use Covid 19 as the excuse. That would be cheating.
You know who I mean, don’t you. The same Guv, who last year said he would rather die in a ditch, than seek an extension to the last deadline in October. Of course with 24 hours to go, he shat his pants and wrote not one letter but three letters, to seek the extension and cover his modesty.
Yes indeed, the very same Guv who swore undying love for Arlene Foster and swore to her and all her followers, that there would never ever by a border in the Irish Sea. Then he had tea and biscuits with Leo, who handed him a shovel and trowel, and told him get cracking on the wall. Lo and behold, The Guv, now has his minnows busily plastering the said wall. He does like to get a nice finished look to his best projects you see.
But all that’s in the past. The next volte face is on the June extension.
Do the Guv some service, and try come up with some really creative excuses, which he can magic out of the air, to create an illusion however paltry that he hasn’t sought any extension.
Just one condition however. You cannot use Covid 19 as the excuse. That would be cheating.