Bride wanted

[davieh3350]

Looking for a wife, ages between 28 and 40. New or in good used condition, colour not important, preferably low mileage... but a high mileage one with a good chassis would be acceptable too. Ideally in Scotland but willing to import one from down south or abroad (Canadian versions, preferably the non French ones would be snapped up quickly)
Must be a good cold morning starter and tolerant of rougher conditions.

Service record not needed, but a user manual would be a massive bonus.

Call or text David 07464036592 during normal office hours (7am-10pm, 7days a week)

 

[mushnt grummmble]

 

[spin cycle]

well thats different .....

 

[Jim75]

Think you're logged in the wrong website

 

[lady muck]

Good luck. I have a maneater friend but she is too old and would eat you alive.

 

[REStracTORATION]

Looking for a wife, ages between 28 and 40. New or in good used condition, colour not important, preferably low mileage... but a high mileage one with a good chassis would be acceptable too. Ideally in Scotland but willing to import one from down south or abroad (Canadian versions preferably non French ones would be snapped up quickly)
Must be a good cold morning starter and tolerant of rougher conditions.

Service record not needed, but a user manual would be a massive bonus.

Call or text David 07464036592 during normal office hours (7am-10pm, 7days a week)

Are you wanting somebody else's wife




All the best on your quest davie im sure somebody will take you up

 

[REStracTORATION]

Good luck. I have a maneater friend but she is too old and would eat you alive.

He might take abit of eating....

 

[Pilgrimmick]

Can have mine! The user manual is 56,725,489,374 volumes and to be honest, still cannot figure out even the basic controls!

 

[lady muck]

Can have mine! The user manual is 56,725,489,374 volumes and to be honest, still cannot figure out even the basic controls!

That's because we aim to be mysterious and we are the fairer sex

 

[Pilgrimmick]

Your aim is spot on!

 

[REStracTORATION]

That's because we aim to be mysterious and we are the fairer sex

I had to read that twice...

 

[Weare Cham]

Looking for a wife, ages between 28 and 40. New or in good used condition, colour not important, preferably low mileage... but a high mileage one with a good chassis would be acceptable too. Ideally in Scotland but willing to import one from down south or abroad (Canadian versions preferably non French ones would be snapped up quickly)
Must be a good cold morning starter and tolerant of rougher conditions.

Service record not needed, but a user manual would be a massive bonus.

Call or text David 07464036592 during normal office hours (7am-10pm, 7days a week)

What's your budget?

 

[REStracTORATION]

Your aim is spot on!

Im a pretty good shot

 

[REStracTORATION]

What's your budget?

Or a bidding auction

 

[lady muck]

What's your budget?

I would highly recommend the females in question ask to see the last 3 years financial accounts ....... that's where I went wrong.

 

[Turra farmer]

Don't buy the cow when you can milk her for nothing

 

[tepapa]

but a user manual would be a massive bonus.

Good luck with finding a manual for the right model.

 

[lady muck]

Don't buy the cow when you can milk her for nothing

??????

 

[lady muck]

Don't buy the cow when you can milk her for nothing

Aberdonian per chance?

 

[Turra farmer]

Aberdonian per chance?

Yes , like to try before I buy