Buying a dairy farm

Jdunn55

Member
If you are fed up in construction just wait until you are up in the wind and rain at 4am on a Sunday in November having started at 4am and finished at 7pm every day for the previous month... the milk lines are frozen, the scraper tractor wont start, bearing has failed on the feeder wagon, there is a cow down with milk fever, one of the replacement heifers has dropped dead, the silage pit is emptying fast and the slurry pit filling even faster and you are getting paid 27p/litre to produce milk that is costing you 30p/litre with your milk buyer threatening to drop your contract.... I am waiting for someone to one day go onto Dragons Den and pitch the idea of investing in setting up a 70 cow dairy herd... :ROFLMAO: But don't let any of that put you off. I think you need to go bigger though, not worth getting out of bed for less than 200 cows.
Flip side, favourite cow has just calved a lovely heifer and looking amazing, cows are milking really well, beautiful sunny day and the cows are out grazing, heifers have been pd'd and all are in-calf etc, it's not all Rose's and sunshine with farming but it's also not all sh!t and rain either

Massively disagree with needing 200 cows. Start small work your way up not buy big and hope you can cope
 

farmerm

Member
Location
Shropshire
Flip side, favourite cow has just calved a lovely heifer and looking amazing, cows are milking really well, beautiful sunny day and the cows are out grazing, heifers have been pd'd and all are in-calf etc, it's not all Rose's and sunshine with farming but it's also not all sh!t and rain either

Massively disagree with needing 200 cows. Start small work your way up not buy big and hope you can cope
(y)You are right of course I am just in a doom and gloom mindset today. We don't have the Cornish sunshine with us and lambing this morn has not gone as well as your calving :confused:
 

Jdunn55

Member
(y)You are right of course I am just in a doom and gloom mindset today. We don't have the Cornish sunshine with us and lambing this morn has not gone as well as your calving :confused:
Dont worry, you srent alone, I had a dead hereford bull calf today and my telehandler has bent a time, my suckler calves have come back with crypto, my Fpd is too low and money seems to be flying out far faster than it's coming in! I'm just focusing on the extra heifer calf and that grass is finally growing
 
Dont worry, you srent alone, I had a dead hereford bull calf today and my telehandler has bent a time, my suckler calves have come back with crypto, my Fpd is too low and money seems to be flying out far faster than it's coming in! I'm just focusing on the extra heifer calf and that grass is finally growing
Get used to the money 💰 going out fast!
 

farmerm

Member
Location
Shropshire
Dont worry, you srent alone, I had a dead hereford bull calf today and my telehandler has bent a time, my suckler calves have come back with crypto, my Fpd is too low and money seems to be flying out far faster than it's coming in! I'm just focusing on the extra heifer calf and that grass is finally growing
Will the photo of the bent tine be uploaded to the "what my telehander fu*ked up today thread" ;)
 

Jdunn55

Member
Will the photo of the bent tine be uploaded to the "what my telehander fu*ked up today thread" ;)
Unfortunately not! Already bent back the other way (good job our shed legs are strong 😳🙈)

I best not post on that thread, it will just be full of telehandler mishaps, fortunately no livestock or people have ever been injured by it, unless you count my mental health from the stress of repairing the things broken with it 😂
 

Jdunn55

Member
Don’t go into Wynnstay then. It’s noticeable that most items are at at least 5% premium to my CCF coop.
Trouble is wynnstay is closest, mole valley is now over a half an hour trip away and when you need stuff now wynnstay is easier. Plus I havent got an hour to spend driving to mole valley and back again, if its stuff I can live without for a week or so chances are someone will be driving past anyway who can pick it up for me or else griggs, mole avon etc can usually drop it in for me
 

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