Buying at Auction

[Werzle]

Buying at auction is an art form. I've tried a couple of times, but lack the skill.

Reading this thread is very interesting. Makes me appreciate my agent all the more.

A good buyer probably buys them cheaper than what we can buy them ourselves in all fairness but i prefer to spend my own money, not that i buy much at all.

 

[Werzle]

Just think of it like being out on the pull in your youth.

The animal in the ring is the bit of titty you want, but you have to chat up her pal (auctioneer) first... give them the eye and talk to them in subtle body actions, fixed eye contact, a wink - raise an eyebrow, maybe a little wave... But mind on and only smile once the deal is sealed!

It's really just the same. The rush of excitement. The butterflies, the self doubt. Have I actually just bought (pulled) that?!?...

Then going to the office (bar) to pay (buy her a drink)...




Then ofcourse you take it (her) home

Swiss toni lives on

 

[yellowbelly]

Just think of it like being out on the pull in your youth.

The animal in the ring is the bit of titty you want, but you have to chat up her pal (auctioneer) first... give them the eye and talk to them in subtle body actions, fixed eye contact, a wink - raise an eyebrow, maybe a little wave... But mind on and only smile once the deal is sealed!

It's really just the same. The rush of excitement. The butterflies, the self doubt. Have I actually just bought (pulled) that?!?...

Then going to the office (bar) to pay (buy her a drink)...




Then ofcourse you take it (her) home

....then when you see what your mate has bought (pulled) you're a bit disappointed 'cos you realise that you fancy his even more