Chrismas Food Thats Declined Over The Years?

[Farmer Roy]

Have all those mouses gone now?

yes, they all drowned or were washed away

 

[Anymulewilldo]

Cheese and Onion flavoured crisp sandwich here - viewed with sheer horror by my healthy food eating 22 year old daughter. Total unhealthy bliss is to make it with bland white sliced bread. Especially if that loaf was rescued from the local Co-Op reduced bargain bin. The joys!

I have just introduced our 3 year old too crisp butties… not bothered what flavour, any crisp will do the job
The look on his face when he tried it! Suspicious smile- thoughtful chewing - manic smile and cheer then he buggered off with the rest of the Butty.

 

[Red Fred]

On the way to visit the in-laws, I was surprised and somewhat offended when Mrs Fred came out of the filling station with a bag of Mint Imperials. I would have expected them to be rebranded by now as "Mint symbols of British colonial oppression."

 

[Paddington]

We got two boxes of figs at Xmas one year, after a couple each our entusiasm waned and rather than bin them I took them into work. There were a few midlle eastern types there who I would have thought would have scoffed them, but no takers. A quick search on t'internet and figs apparently were known for refreshing er, gentlemen's parts. I left a copy of my findings on the table next to the figs, which had all gone by the next day.