Clive

[Pint]

Its was deemed off topic by the senior mod .the big bag topic

2 hours and he never mentioned his cars !!

Well he didn't did he .
So he was on topic . Happy days

 

[Clive]

Agreed, it was the most inspiring presentation in all the years I've been attending. @Clive was on his feet for over two hours and (unlike this thread) all Q&As were totally on topic.

Thanks, it was nice to meet you all

I'm not great at these things but try not to bore or go on too much ! glad you enjoyed it

 

[Clive]

Any pictures

ripped jeans and a dirty string vest just for you ;-)

 

[smcapstick]

Maybe but it doesn't sell much straw does it , mind you neither does FT.

Actual 'lol'

 

[Derrick Hughes]

Actual 'lol'

Poor Clive hes missed out on the straw bonanza. Its now making more than his grain

 

[smcapstick]

Poor Clive hes missed out on the straw bonanza. Its now making more than his grain

I bet he's crying in to his Watenshi & tonic as we speak.

 

[Clive]

Poor Clive hes missed out on the straw bonanza. Its now making more than his grain

I could sell top soil for even more

not sure its a great idea if I want to be doing this for many years though

 

[Clive]

I bet he's crying in to his Watenshi & tonic as we speak.

not with tonic ! yuk !

 

[B&B Pig Man]

not with tonic ! yuk !

Splash of orange!

 

[Landyman]

Splash of orange!

Thought you'd be along soon

 

[B&B Pig Man]

Thought you'd be along soon

If Gin is mentioned, I'll be there!

 

[smcapstick]

Splash of orange!

Gin & juice fan, eh?

 

[Landyman]

Gin & juice fan, eh?

Snoop the addict

 

[smcapstick]

Snoop the addict

Addicted to minimum tillage!

 

[Robigus]

According to the renowned Suffolk Gazette, David Cameron has recently bought a pig farm to consumate his love of everything porcine, so he might be at the meeting.

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/david-cameron-pig-farm/

Not to mention their tractor driver's dating site

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/tractor-lovers-dating-site/

“It will only cost £10 to join TractorMatch.com but you could find your soil mate.”

I'm sure a wise old bird like you realises that that's a spoof site

 

[Derrick Hughes]

Well its not on google news

 

[Cowabunga]

I'm sure a wise old bird like you realises that that's a spoof site

No sh!t!!!! I never realised

But you would say that wouldn't you, being from Suffolk and weary from guarding your borders with Norfolk.

The Suffolk Gazette was, after all, the first newspaper to expose British plans to invade Switzerland a few months ago.
QUOTE
A Defence spokesman told the Suffolk Gazette: “We won’t stand idly by and let the Swiss ruin something that has delighted Brits for decades, especially those who bought the big versions of Toblerone in Duty Free shops.

“Our boys are ready to teach the neutrality-loving Swiss a lesson or two. They won’t know what’s hit them.”

A Downing Street spokesman insisted the minor fact that Toblerone was now made by US company Mondelez International, and not a Swiss one, was a minor irritation. “We can’t go invading America, so Switzerland gets it.”

 

[yellowbelly]

That Suffolk Gazette looks a fine publication - right up there with the likes of @YorkshireAndrew's 'Fiddle Drill Monthly'

 

[hindmaist]

CLIVE

There's no such person as Clive.Its all just a marketing ploy.

 

[Derrick Hughes]

CLIVE

There's no such person as Clive.Its all just a marketing ploy.

How could you .thats like making out there is no Father Christmas!!