Coming Home For Lambing.

gators girl

Member
Location
Lancashire
You no fancy your helicopter license? You're half decent with that drone... a Chinook would get a lot more ewes shitfed up quicker 😎...



Just don't fly the chopper through the sheds 🤣
Sod that. He used to have one of those helicopter simulators games for the pc. Was always getting shouted at for pressing buttons and 9 times out of 10 he’s end up crashing :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Nithsdale

Member
Livestock Farmer
Sod that. He used to have one of those helicopter simulators games for the pc. Was always getting shouted at for pressing buttons and 9 times out of 10 he’s end up crashing :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Ocht, them games are nothing like the real thing!

It's so much easier when you're actually doing it :bag:

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Gator

Never Forgotten
Honorary Member
Location
Lancashire
My mate picked a dead lamb up yesterday hole in its head
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Told to open it up and have a look, be surprised what he found 🤬
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How the feck does a nut get fired an inch in a lambs head.
There are some realky feckin sick twunts out there that can do this to a 2 day old lamb🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬.
I know what id do to um, and would be more than Billy bat🤬🔨🔪
 

JSmith

Member
Livestock Farmer
My mate picked a dead lamb up yesterday hole in its headView attachment 955249
Told to open it up and have a look, be surprised what he found 🤬 View attachment 955250View attachment 955251
How the feck does a nut get fired an inch in a lambs head.
There are some realky feckin sick twunts out there that can do this to a 2 day old lamb🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬.
I know what id do to um, and would be more than Billy bat🤬🔨🔪
Horrendous, that’s some cûnt with a catapult!!
 

Andyt880

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Co. Down

firther

Member
Location
holmfirth
My mate picked a dead lamb up yesterday hole in its headView attachment 955249
Told to open it up and have a look, be surprised what he found 🤬 View attachment 955250View attachment 955251
How the feck does a nut get fired an inch in a lambs head.
There are some realky feckin sick twunts out there that can do this to a 2 day old lamb🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬.
I know what id do to um, and would be more than Billy bat🤬🔨🔪

they wanna end up in 1 of them res's around your place,

sort of glad i won't be around in 50 years time as worlds changing for worse
 

Estate fencing.

Member
Livestock Farmer
I like your wee in line hand pump on the milk line. The pump that came with mine isn’t that handy to use for washing or priming it up with fresh milk. Where did you source that?
You can buy them from heatwave. Its made mine much better to use, I bought a wydale mixer for mine as well this year but still have to fill it twice a day (200 litres)
 

yellowbelly

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
N.Lincs
more or less finished now, just a couple of hangers on (y)
Ay, less of this 'more or less finished' carry on - tha's either finished or tha's not :D :D

Not reckoned ours up yet but there's only 5 left in the shed and maybe 20 outside lambers to go. Will drift a good few families out of the lambing park today, so will have a better idea then.
 

firther

Member
Location
holmfirth
Ay, less of this 'more or less finished' carry on - tha's either finished or tha's not :D :D

Not reckoned ours up yet but there's only 5 left in the shed and maybe 20 outside lambers to go. Will drift a good few families out of the lambing park today, so will have a better idea then.

well i aint finished but they look a while off lambing yet, so in yorkshire thats more or less, in other words it'll do :ROFLMAO:

few more barrens than i'd have liked tbh, i might vaccinate for enzo en toxo in shearlings for next year as i think we had rumble wi some ert or other, but overall its been pretty decent lambing
 

SFI - What % were you taking out of production?

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Red Tractor drops launch of green farming scheme amid anger from farmers

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As reported in Independent


quote: “Red Tractor has confirmed it is dropping plans to launch its green farming assurance standard in April“

read the TFF thread here: https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/gfc-was-to-go-ahead-now-not-going-ahead.405234/
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