Congratulations Exmoor Dave

[yellowbelly]

Congratulations

Only 17 years 'til, "Can I borrow your Land Rover tonight Dad?"

 

[puntabrava]

My friend attending the birth of his first child exclaimed after about 15 hours of labour to the attending nurses ‘’yes fat cows always struggle to calve’’. The nurses were not happy.

Many congratulations to you both.

 

[hendrebc]

Lovely picture of you both that Dave
Can tell she's newborn because you look very happy and not f**ked like you will be in a couple of weeks
Anyway enough pee taking well done Mrs Exmoor (she's the one that did all the hard work ) and a big congratulations from me to the 3, of you

 

[Kiwi Pete]

Good on ya Dave. Not just handy with a rifle eh? Pass on our best to Jen

 

[ollie989898]

I was glad to read some good news for a change as well. Best wishes to you all. I'll have a snifter of a drink at some point on your behalf. All the best.

 

[Poorbuthappy]

Congrats from Dartmoor @exmoor dave - and Jen, who has done the real work

And no doubt will continue to do so
The start of a wonderful journey Dave, with all its ups and downs.

 

[sticky]

 

[Sid]

Congratulations and what better Christmas present could anyone wish for!
They don't stay like that for long, soon it will be unicorns and then ponies then boys!

I wish you all the best!



When my cousin rang and told me they had their first child, a girl, he mentioned the fact he would now have to save to pay for a wedding, I said thats not a problem I said, I got two boys and will have to buy another farm!

(but No reason why a lady can't farm IMHO)

 

[Bob the beef]

Congratulations. Great news for the time of year and in the present situation

Congratulations and what better Christmas present could anyone wish for!
They don't stay like that for long, soon it will be unicorns and then ponies then boys!

I wish you all the best!



When my cousin rang and told me they had their first child, a girl, he mentioned the fact he would now have to save to pay for a wedding, I said thats not a problem I said, I got two boys and will have to buy another farm!

(but No reason why a lady can't farm IMHO)

Funny, after my second daughter was born I texted round some close mates, to say, that was it, I'll get to retire and sell up in my fifties.

Here we are 16 years later and my youngest daughter is making a great job of rearing calves, and lambing ewes. Retirement is disappearing over the horizon

 

[George from SJM Planning]

Congratulations @exmoor dave , such a fantastic Xmas present.

 

[Karliboy]

At one point the midwife did ask me what contraptions we use with the stock...... completely forgot about the "rack"..... can you imagine trying to explain that

Congratulations Dave.

Before my daughter was born by c section midwife asked me what we were having so I said that we are having a little heifer oh she said can you spell that for me, so I did and I never though anything else about it
Anyway couple hours later after misses was all stitched back up from section and we were back on recovery ward another midwife came around looking for a little girl called heifer lots off other people looking around and I’m sat there thinking heifer who would call there daughter that.
Then penny dropped and I cracked up laughing.
Suffice to say nurses and midwives were not happy at all at having to go back and change lots off paper work to Elsie Anne
I still blame the 1st midwife for asking the wrong question

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Good work.

If my experience is anything to go by she will exasperate and vex you in equal measure to melting your heart.

But the melting will always win in the end.

 

[Razor8]

Well done to all Dave. You might have another one for next Xmas!

 

[Bill dog]

Congratulations @exmoor dave !
Yet another excuse for lashings of cake !

 

[Angus]

Congratulations @exmoor dave and Mrs Dave. What lovely news at this time, best wishes to you and your family, Angus.

 

[neilo]

Well done to all Dave. You might have another one for next Xmas!

Surely even @exmoor dave will have worked out what caused it by now?

 

[Sid]

What i am wondering given @exmoor dave would have probably been lambing9 months ago, early mornings and late nights......he must be some kinda superman!....or maybe the cake gave him the va va voom to ..........

 

[exmoor dave]

What i am wondering given @exmoor dave would have probably been lambing9 months ago, early mornings and late nights......he must be some kinda superman!....or maybe the cake gave him the va va voom to ..........

Month gap betweem early and late lambers

 

[firther]

congratulations mr and mrs exmoor

 

[Boydvalley]

Congratulations, great news at the end of this miserable year.

At least as she gets older you’ll be able to easily remember what year she was born.