Coronavirus Humour (And conspiracy Theories)

[Bald Rick]

 

[Bald Rick]

Apropos to nothing really but I was set to wondering with this CV19 stuff .....

Why do the Chinese have straight pubic hair?

 

[Muck Spreader]

Apropos to nothing really but I was set to wondering with this CV19 stuff .....

Why do the Chinese have straight pubic hair?

I take it from this observation that only China's porn sites are still operating.

 

[Scribus]

I take it from this observation that only China's porn sites are still operating.

But the models are mostly shaven nowadays, or so a friend tells me.

 

[Bald Rick]

I take it from this observation that only China's porn sites are still operating.

Actually I first read about it in a Wilbur Smith book (may be not Smith but some sort of African nonsense novel) so did some research ... and author was proved right.
Japanese too come to think about it

 

[Bald Rick]

But the models are mostly shaven nowadays, or so a friend tells me.

Pfft. Ways and means, ways and means

 

[Scribus]

For all you rap fans out there is a weighty commentary and thoughtful discussion upon the present corona pandemic, The artist, Dr Creep, was not slow in recognizing the gravity of the situation, and immediately rushed to the studio seven years ago!

 

[JP1]

 

[Two Tone]

 

[JP1]

 

[czechmate]

Are we drawing straws to carry Guth then?

 

[Wurzeetoo]

Are we drawing straws to carry Guth then?

Surely it’s far more interesting standing at a safe distance and taking bets?

 

[Boohoo]

So the current pandemic is caused by 5G and people are being infected with coronavirus when they are tested to cover it up.

Any future vaccine will contain a chip so that we can be tracked and mass unemployment is all part of the plan for the elite to regain control....

 

[Gong Farmer]

Not surprising things are so out of control in the US now. Our social distance is 2 metres, theirs is 6 feet. Those seven inches can make all the difference. Thank heaven for metrication.

 

[Chopsy Varmint]

 

[bovrill]

Not surprising things are so out of control in the US now. Our social distance is 2 metres, theirs is 6 feet. Those seven inches can make all the difference. Thank heaven for metrication.

Someone told me earlier that 2m is a complete waste of time, it needs to be 8m minimum, but that's just completely unworkable, so official policy is 2, so that everyone feels like they're making an effort!

 

[Scribus]

So the current pandemic is caused by 5G and people are being infected with coronavirus when they are tested to cover it up.

Any future vaccine will contain a chip so that we can be tracked and mass unemployment is all part of the plan for the elite to regain control....

I'm no fan of 5G but I find it difficult to get totally on board with this guy.

 

[Scribus]

Someone told me earlier that 2m is a complete waste of time, it needs to be 8m minimum, but that's just completely unworkable, so official policy is 2, so that everyone feels like they're making an effort!

On a windy day then a foot is probably good enough.

 

[Bald Rick]

Someone told me earlier that 2m is a complete waste of time, it needs to be 8m minimum, but that's just completely unworkable, so official policy is 2, so that everyone feels like they're making an effort!

 

[Tomr10]

Spoiler no fendt in this taken from Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/100000187948914/posts/3396754130340818