Coronavirus Humour (And conspiracy Theories)

[HolzKopf]

My neighbour was taken in yesterday. Tested positive and put on one of the new Dyson ventilators.
I phoned his wife this morning to see how he was. She says he's picking up nicely

 

[Wooly]

 

[Scribus]

And here's another of US soldiers doing their clever stuff, not much worrying going on here - The moral of the two photos appears to be look after your mates but feck anyone else.

 

[Bald Rick]

 

[Scribus]

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Reminds me of a certain Avatar but poor @Clive gets enough stick already.

 

[Sid]

Reminds me of a certain Avatar but poor @Clive gets enough stick already.

Very subtle ??

 

[Hindsight]

 

[Hindsight]

 

[Hindsight]

 

[Bald Rick]

 

[Scribus]

Zerohedge are busy pointing at a lab in Wuhan as the source of it all -

In late January we asked whether a prolific Chinese scientist who was experimenting with bat coronavirus at a level-4 biolab in Wuhan China was responsible for the current outbreak of a virus which is 96% genetically identical - and which saw an explosion in cases at a wet market located just down the street.

"One Of The Worst Coverups In Human History": MSM Attention Turns To Chinese Biolab Near COVID-19 Ground Zero

What took you guys so long?

www.zerohedge.com

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

Someone told me earlier that 2m is a complete waste of time, it needs to be 8m minimum, but that's just completely unworkable, so official policy is 2, so that everyone feels like they're making an effort!

I thought all modern arable farmers were used to maintaining distances in multiples of 12 metres.......

 

[Still Farming]

GENUINE OR NOT ??
Interesting?

Anti-parasitic drug kills COVID-19 in lab

An anti-parasitic drug available throughout the world has been found to kill COVID-19 in the lab within 48 hours.

www.news.com.au

 

[Velocette]

And here's another of US soldiers doing their clever stuff, not much worrying going on here - The moral of the two photos appears to be look after your mates but feck anyone else.

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I would expect no less from the likes of you. Shame on you !!

 

[Lincs Lass]

Just pinched this of FB

Lockdown is going well....any body doing tip runs....asking for a friend ????

 

[Muck Spreader]

GENUINE OR NOT ??
Interesting?

Anti-parasitic drug kills COVID-19 in lab

An anti-parasitic drug available throughout the world has been found to kill COVID-19 in the lab within 48 hours.

www.news.com.au

It's from a very credible University and they have submitted paper outlining their findings to the journal Antiviral Research. Ivemectin is used in combating other viral disease, so it's plausible that it could have some effect. But I wouldn't recommend giving yourself a dose at lest not just yet!

 

[Muck Spreader]

Just pinched this of FB

Lockdown is going well....any body doing tip runs....asking for a friend ????

Actually it's PPE for bondage sex worker!

 

[Bald Rick]

Actually it's PPE for bondage sex worker!

Are you speaking from a position of knowledge?

 

[Martin Holden]

I thought all modern arable farmers were used to maintaining distances in multiples of 12 metres.......

I thought the “in”‘distance was now 36m??

 

[Steevo]

I thought the “in”‘distance was now 36m??

It would be if they could find a 36m combine!