Countryfile tonight

[primmiemoo]

Tumour of fish, fowl, or beast cultured in synthetic matrix


Edited to correct the autokrekt!

 

[Tarw Coch]

Tumor of fish, fowl, or beast cultured in synthetic matrix

Sounds revolting

But by the time the ad men have finished they will make it sound healthy and nutritious.............not to forget, saving the planet of course.

 

[primmiemoo]

Sounds revolting

But by the time the ad men have finished they will make it sound healthy and nutritious.............not to forget, saving the planet of course.

Bet Aldous Huxley would turn it into a novel.


Hang on... he did!

 

[yellowfrog]

we will be living on soilent green

 

[beefandsleep]

we will be living on soilent green

I won’t be.

 

[7610 super q]

" Intensive farming practices ".

 

[Courier]

Nowt wrong with Yorkshire - However today’s episode could be re-titled “Blue Peter”.

 

[Suffolk Serf]

They're "teaming up with Blue Peter". Says it all really.

 

[Courier]

Its ok you see , when its all planted with trees you just import the food .........

Damned difficult to spread all that sewage sludge and incorporate it when the land is covered in trees.

 

[Courier]

Are you thick or summat?
Amongst these large scale building projects you speak of are more supermarkets for the increasing population to get their food from.
Simples


Ok, a tongue in cheek reply, @Cowabunga has a theory on how the masses will be fed in the future bypassing the need for land, I used to think he was nuts but with the passing of time I become less sure.☹

They might be fed without using land but I doubt they will stop producing sewage sludge which needs disposing of..!!!

 

[BrianV]

Well that was time wasted I'll never get back, time to rename countryfile to towneyfile as it has very little to do with the countryside these days!

 

[serf]

Damned difficult to spread all that sewage sludge and incorporate it when the land is covered in trees.

They will just drop all that in the pond !

 

[Tarw Coch]

They might be fed without using land but I doubt they will stop producing sewage sludge which needs disposing of..!!!

Ahh well, even my father with dimentia could answer that with one of his favourite phrases...........shove it up your ar$$

On a more serious note and it’s beyond my knowledge really but I believe they could extract the water, dry it and incinerate it.

Most probably spreading on land is a cheaper option and any nasties in it aside, is almost certainly the best option

 

[Bury the Trash]

They're "teaming up with Blue Peter". Says it all really.

used to be alright in John Noakes time

 

[Gordy1]

Fell asleep in the armchair again just after it started & woke up just as the weather had finished.....did I miss much...I hope so!!

 

[Suffolk Serf]

used to be alright in John Noakes time

My day too.

 

[Tarw Coch]

Fell asleep in the armchair again just after it started & woke up just as the weather had finished.....did I miss much...I hope so!!

Another unsettled week

 

[neilo]

They might be fed without using land but I doubt they will stop producing sewage sludge which needs disposing of..!!!

Presumably the tumours they will be growing in labs will need nutrients from somewhere?
Sewage grown tumours, yum.

 

[Banana Bar]

Wasn’t Biscaya a neonic product that was applied by spray application to the growing crop?

Yes

 

[Gordy1]

They're "teaming up with Blue Peter". Says it all really.

What do you expect......Mat Baker & Helen Skelton are ex Blue Peter presenters so they are half way there perhaps they will rebrand it as Blue File