Don’t be shy. Come and be a neighbour. Bit short on your 300 acre, but I have 60 acre nearby that I’d sell you for a bargain Cumbria price of £15k/acreFar enough that the mother in-law will visit but not stay.
Realistically not higher than Glasgow.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-68340233.htmlShame about the two properties that don't belong to it.