diary of a comedy sheep farm

[Will 1594]

Spin , what would this make in mart ,
em asked will i buy her it , its at 160 now ,
wont eat much feed ,

 

[spin cycle]

Spin , what would this make in mart ,
em asked will i buy her it , its at 160 now ,
wont eat much feed ,

bloomin thing looks like it's gonna die needs a jag of betamox sharpish and it looks like it's holding that back hoof.....all that before we get into the whole 'fluff head' debate

could start a thread i suppose...'what breed for model sheep'

 

[robbie]

@Will 1594 it's no good asking old spinney, the one in your picture is standing still where it was put!!!! If you was to tow it down the road at 50 miles an hour so it resembles a "hurdler" @spin cycle would be able to value it to within 10p!!!!

 

[primmiemoo]

Paint it to match your decor, and nobody will notice the odd confirmation oddity

 

[Will 1594]

@Will 1594 it's no good asking old spinney, the one in your picture is standing still where it was put!!!! If you was to tow it down the road at 50 miles an hour so it resembles a "hurdler" @spin cycle would be able to value it to within 10p!!!!

Should of said nowt ,and bought it and sneaked it into his pens with other sheep ,

 

[robbie]

Should of said nowt ,and bought it and sneaked it into his pens with other sheep ,

He has pens!!!!!! I bet it would be lonely!!!!!

 

[spin cycle]

He has pens!!!!!! I bet it would be lonely!!!!!

i have to have pens to keep the fekkers OUT of the barn

 

[Will 1594]

He has pens!!!!!! I bet it would be lonely!!!!!

he is a bit like some one i know
his fold yard is quite full of muck cows hitting heads on old wooden roof trusses now they slide down to feed rings on yard
spins hurdlers have a head start with bedding muck about 4 ft deep hurdles are 4 ft 3

 

[robbie]

I went into a farm once and the bloke had cattle and the only thing keeping them in was there fear of heights, the muck was the hight of a t bar gate across the doorway.

Cattle looked well and were well cared for, certainly no shortage of straw being used!

 

[spin cycle]

he is a bit like some one i know
his fold yard is quite full of muck cows hitting heads on old wooden roof trusses now they slide down to feed rings on yard
spins hurdlers have a head start with bedding muck about 4 ft deep hurdles are 4 ft 3

i like to keep them well bedded....once they start jumping out i put another hurdle on top of the muck

 

[yellowbelly]

he is a bit like some one i know
his fold yard is quite full of muck cows hitting heads on old wooden roof trusses now they slide down to feed rings on yard
spins hurdlers have a head start with bedding muck about 4 ft deep hurdles are 4 ft 3

I went into a farm once and the bloke had cattle and the only thing keeping them in was there fear of heights, the muck was the hight of a t bar gate across the doorway.

Cattle looked well and were well cared for, certainly no shortage of straw being used!

 

[robbie]

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That is exactly how they were!!!!!!

 

[Will 1594]

on way spin

 

[robbie]

on way spin

You got all them hog troughs leveled off then!!!!

 

[Will 1594]

just passed sex on legs road end

 

[yellowbelly]

just passed sex on legs road end

You need to turn down there and take some pics for us .....


.......unless, of course, it's an ironic name for her

 

[Will 1594]

You need to turn down there and take some pics for us .....


.......unless, of course, it's an ironic name for her

oh no . spin knows who i mean
will have too choose words carefully as i am monitored on here

 

[Will 1594]

You got all them hog troughs leveled off then!!!!

and the new main drain

 

[spin cycle]

SOooo.....i came in from work....posted on a thread....ate tea.....went to change......thought 'that bed looks comfy'......got in and slept til 9pm .......BUT....cinders went to a pony show with strwbs and mrs spin just picked her up from farm.......reports a strange 'contraption' near yard gate......suspect someone been pranking

bit confused by 'sex on legs' as way yorkie comes to farm he doesn't need to drive past 'miss aprils' house

 

[Will 1594]

SOooo.....i came in from work....posted on a thread....ate tea.....went to change......thought 'that bed looks comfy'......got in and slept til 9pm .......BUT....cinders went to a pony show with strwbs and mrs spin just picked her up from farm.......reports a strange 'contraption' near yard gate......suspect someone been pranking

bit confused by 'sex on legs' as way yorkie comes to farm he doesn't need to drive past 'miss aprils' house

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