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Feck me them croissants have been kicking about a long while, when he was here last time he was chewing his way through one which he recons was old and stale then!!!!
diary of a comedy sheep farm
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Dreaded red line!!!!!! Congratulations your pregnant...........on wait minute isn't that a blue line?????????The dreaded 2 red lines means I'm having to keep out the way
He did enjoy his fortnum and mason strawberry preserve and home made plum jam the other day
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And don't forget he's the "snack hungry haulier" (spin cycle TM)
EDIT,
So fathers helping......that does help sims mood
I must have picked the wrong ones up from the pharmacy as I couldn't work out why I had too pee on them to see if I had COVID!!!
spin cycle
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thursday/friday.....'chaos theory'
thursday
So
....i thought i'd bought 30 gateposts ...but when i unloaded i had 34
........the lots were in 2-4s so thought little about it til phone goes.....vendor 'how many posts have you got?'....i come clean....not that it was my fault as when i went to collect the vendor pointed to some lots that wern't mine and gestured saying 'the rest are your's'...he even helped me load.......he's gonna collect 4
resta day...was...you guessed it...still clearing out lambing shed......the bloomin afternoon's seem to 'melt away
accounts arrive in post to review and sign....but no tax return.....nils desperandum looks like our tax bill is gonna be £1000 LESS than i thought
friday
admiral off to slow start....i do yard chores and start bills.....she gets going and we ride around the sheep........back indoors i finish bills then have a conversation with accountant who sounds a bit puzzled with my queries...anyhoo admiral and i sign the accounts and i take them up to holt....then onto naam to pay bills....drop in a map at agronomists for soil sampling.....and get a 'makeover; at the turks.....BUT i'm getting a bit frazzed by now plus i'm desperate to get back to that feckin lambing shed as i'm keen to avoid fessing up on here that i still not done ........i completely forget about the 'turk' and drive home
OK....so i arrive back in yard....get out to move the hurdles that separate that from rear yards ( the one yorkie pranked
)....only to see the whole mob of ewes traipse past.....they've a new 'game'.....from southern grazing field down driftway....past grain store....into bottom yard....out gate....onto stubble turnip ground....from there onto northern grazing field....and back onto southern grass......three times they did it today.....anyhoo whilst waiting for them to pass i check post box and there's accountant letter no2 ...tax returns to sign
quick lunch....finally i get to lambing shed mucking out and finish
......bitta nag fettlin....chores.....home
phone message from accountant....thank you for signed accounts but where are the signed tax returns?.....explain they arrived different days and we rarely get post before noon cos we're posties last stop
and breathe
thursday
So
....i thought i'd bought 30 gateposts ...but when i unloaded i had 34........the lots were in 2-4s so thought little about it til phone goes.....vendor 'how many posts have you got?'....i come clean....not that it was my fault as when i went to collect the vendor pointed to some lots that wern't mine and gestured saying 'the rest are your's'...he even helped me load.......he's gonna collect 4resta day...was...you guessed it...still clearing out lambing shed......the bloomin afternoon's seem to 'melt away
accounts arrive in post to review and sign....but no tax return
.....nils desperandum looks like our tax bill is gonna be £1000 LESS than i thoughtfriday
admiral off to slow start....i do yard chores and start bills.....she gets going and we ride around the sheep
........back indoors i finish bills then have a conversation with accountant who sounds a bit puzzled with my queries...anyhoo admiral and i sign the accounts and i take them up to holt....then onto naam to pay bills....drop in a map at agronomists for soil sampling.....and get a 'makeover; at the turks.....BUT i'm getting a bit frazzed by now plus i'm desperate to get back to that feckin lambing shed as i'm keen to avoid fessing up on here that i still not done ........i completely forget about the 'turk' and drive homeOK....so i arrive back in yard....get out to move the hurdles that separate that from rear yards ( the one yorkie pranked
)....only to see the whole mob of ewes traipse past.....they've a new 'game'.....from southern grazing field down driftway....past grain store....into bottom yard....out gate....onto stubble turnip ground....from there onto northern grazing field....and back onto southern grass......three times they did it today.....anyhoo whilst waiting for them to pass i check post box and there's accountant letter no2 ...tax returns to signquick lunch....finally i get to lambing shed mucking out and finish
......bitta nag fettlin....chores.....homephone message from accountant....thank you for signed accounts but where are the signed tax returns?.....explain they arrived different days and we rarely get post before noon cos we're posties last stop
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- Location
- N.Lincs
Sadly, IME, the accountant's bill will usually turn out to be £999 MORE than you thought.nils desperandum looks like our tax bill is gonna be £1000 LESS than i thought
Panic not, Spin - that's just par for the course on all sheep farms.
Yesterday was our 147th day from lowsin' the tups but the beggars started coming last Sunday - been 'running to standstill' with 'pen erection' since then
Just about caught up now
Spins ,private messaged me ,Sadly, IME, the accountant's bill will usually turn out to be £999 MORE than you thought
Panic not, Spin - that's just par for the course on all sheep farms.
Yesterday was our 147th day from lowsin' the tups but the beggars started coming last Sunday - been 'running to standstill' with 'pen erection' since then
Just about caught up now
excuse me ,one would request ,what is "lowsin" ,
when one has finished the day wit osses and you lowse outa traces oft hames think i flummoxed im bet he sat int bus ,havin a brew and a tab an beefin ower ,mucking ,turdlers pens owt
- Location
- N.Lincs
Lincolnshire and Norfolk.......
......two neighbouring counties divided by a common language
It's a good job we don't have the same trouble understanding you guys from the county north of us.
spin cycle
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- Location
- north norfolk
miserable feckin saturday night......last job of the day is fill kettle for admiral......noticed water pressure down......2 hours feckin about and it looks like my hapless neighbours repair has failed again
joy of joy sunday to follow......wanna sell up tonight if i'm honest
......last job of the day is fill kettle for admiral......noticed water pressure down......2 hours feckin about and it looks like my hapless neighbours repair has failed againjoy of joy sunday to follow......wanna sell up tonight if i'm honest
I'm not sure the prospective buyer will take the admiral, or is she a fixture and fitting?miserable feckin saturday night
joy of joy sunday to follow......wanna sell up tonight if i'm honest
spin cycle
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- north norfolk
I'm not sure the prospective buyer will take the admiral, or is she a fixture and fitting?
thats just it....by the time i've looked after her.....tried to keep my little farm going.......thought about the future (accountant suggested iht review
)......cr@p like tonight which isn't my fault 'kicks the sh!t out of me'......you begin to wonder.....i must admit i'm 'emotionally' exhaustedignore me i'm just wallowing in self pity.....mrs spin will give me a slap and tommoz 'back into the breach'
We could all take it in turns to give you a slap if you like?
thats just it....by the time i've looked after her.....tried to keep my little farm going.......thought about the future (accountant suggested iht review
ignore me i'm just wallowing in self pity.....mrs spin will give me a slap and tommoz 'back into the breach'
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Well how about a kick in the bollôcks aswell, that’ll do you the world of goodyou're cheering me up m8
Tomr10
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Helpless neighbour repair I wonder how often they have said thatmiserable feckin saturday night
joy of joy sunday to follow......wanna sell up tonight if i'm honest
- Location
- the brecks norfolk
That's a bit drastic just because someone asked you to put the kettle on.miserable feckin saturday night
joy of joy sunday to follow......wanna sell up tonight if i'm honest
- Location
- the brecks norfolk
He can't cope with what he's got, why would he want another couple of acher's!!!!!!Well how about a kick in the bollôcks aswell, that’ll do you the world of good
- Location
- south norfolk, uk
Spinny, have you seen? Your the modern face of a farmer on another thread
spin cycle
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Spinny, have you seen? Your the modern face of a farmer on another thread
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- south norfolk, uk
Post in thread 'Defras image of a farmer' https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/defras-image-of-a-farmer.362384/post-7958247no
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.mrs spin will give me a slap and tommoz 'back into the breach'
