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carbonfibre farmer

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Arable Farmer
As Narfuk appears to be the home of superheroes - @Will 1594 is rumoured to have started wearing his underpants outside his trousers like Superman, Spin is now self identifying as Batman, I was wondering who the rest of the Narfuk correspondents are.....
Spiderman?? Robin?? The Joker?? Catwoman??

@robbie ?? @carbonfibre farmer ??
@onthehoof ??
The fall guy?🤔🤐

I'm venturing to spinish area today 🙈
Burnham market.
 

yellowbelly

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Livestock Farmer
Location
N.Lincs
cannot find a harry enfield emoji loads a muni €€€€€€€€€$$$$$$$$
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onthehoof

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Location
Cambs
As Narfuk appears to be the home of superheroes - @Will 1594 is rumoured to have started wearing his underpants outside his trousers like Superman, Spin is now self identifying as Batman, I was wondering who the rest of the Narfuk correspondents are.....
Spiderman?? Robin?? The Joker?? Catwoman??

@robbie ?? @carbonfibre farmer ??
@onthehoof ??
Nope - Fuk it up Fred here 🙄
I only come on here to be in the presence of Greatness 😂
 
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Will 1594

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Arable Farmer
As she can load hay, drive tractor, ice cakes, organise ploughing matches, I nominate Mrs @Will 1594 as Wonder Woman 😀
she just ring to ask 🙈
she puts trailer on landrover and put puck up on trailer
and was weighing up if front end and wheels would fit in grain bucket so she could lift front up to wash it easier
as she said it was too awkward and wet laid under pick up
as she wants to spray it with oil and diesel
will get a picture if still in suspenddd mode when get back 😳😳😳😳😳
can you build a wash ramp like lorry man has 💁
 

spin cycle

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Location
north norfolk
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.....you lot bin talking in my absence :rolleyes: .....is this what monsieur le brittan means by 'quality content':scratchhead:.....perhaps it's hot weather/hols creating a 'silly season'😁

admiral not to good again today......it's as if she's determined not to take an interest in anything but her depression.....today i made her sit in a chair and switched radio norfolk on.....went back an hour later and she was back in bed having switched radio off:banghead:

anyhoo i got up at 3:30am and did a double run into mart so thats all the hoggs gone(y)......i was there before cheerful mart chap today at 5;45am.....mart was open...an uninterested chap in office suggested i drop them in a pen and go.....actually some one else had done just that....i waited and 'cmc' wasn't long and i was away:).....second run i encountered the vegans and had some friendly 'banter':oops:....they didn't rate 'batman' and requested i go back to the sombrero and bring some pina coladas....whatever they are:scratchhead:.....bizarre how a little humour can bridge a divide:oops:.......went home via mcs for some fence posts + lambing bits/pieces.....forgot but should probably have had another prolapse harness just in case:rolleyes:......my mind drifted back to mart and the vegans.....are we missing a trick?.....i mean in all these days of 'assurance' we ,.who use norwich mart, are having our stock checked by the harshest critics of all....i mean surely this could be used in our marketing?.......Vegan Approved Meat Producer....'VAMP' for short😁

i got back to farm at 10:30am.....the admiral had panicked and called poor K in to feed sheep:rolleyes:.......granville had delivered groceries including another 'clutch' of easter eggs......admiral had bought ten in total:rolleyes:....poor old HH can't even eat chocolate:rolleyes:...i spend resta morning fettlin sheep....returning easter eggs and failing to help load a stubborn horse that strawbs is swapping:rolleyes:......talking of which she's had her leg/ankle pinned but can't put any wt on for 6 weeks:rolleyes:

poor old city give it a good go but lose but i'm still 'chipper' cos bank statement better than hoped:)
 

Will 1594

Member
Arable Farmer
Well, Spin, just to make you feel better....

The soft southerner clan are having a weekend in York, nice and sunny weather, a few beers & a curry.
Might not be a Bhuna though.
What more could one ask?
judges lodgings
, then a pint i every pub up micklegate but mind up one side then down other
then stagger down coney street and into roman bath for a bit of music in parliament squsre
then sun wa chop suey house for a chinese feed
 

robbie

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.....you lot bin talking in my absence :rolleyes: .....is this what monsieur le brittan means by 'quality content':scratchhead:.....perhaps it's hot weather/hols creating a 'silly season'😁

admiral not to good again today......it's as if she's determined not to take an interest in anything but her depression.....today i made her sit in a chair and switched radio norfolk on.....went back an hour later and she was back in bed having switched radio off:banghead:

anyhoo i got up at 3:30am and did a double run into mart so thats all the hoggs gone(y)......i was there before cheerful mart chap today at 5;45am.....mart was open...an uninterested chap in office suggested i drop them in a pen and go.....actually some one else had done just that....i waited and 'cmc' wasn't long and i was away:).....second run i encountered the vegans and had some friendly 'banter':oops:....they didn't rate 'batman' and requested i go back to the sombrero and bring some pina coladas....whatever they are:scratchhead:.....bizarre how a little humour can bridge a divide:oops:.......went home via mcs for some fence posts + lambing bits/pieces.....forgot but should probably have had another prolapse harness just in case:rolleyes:......my mind drifted back to mart and the vegans.....are we missing a trick?.....i mean in all these days of 'assurance' we ,.who use norwich mart, are having our stock checked by the harshest critics of all....i mean surely this could be used in our marketing?.......Vegan Approved Meat Producer....'VAMP' for short😁

i got back to farm at 10:30am.....the admiral had panicked and called poor K in to feed sheep:rolleyes:.......granville had delivered groceries including another 'clutch' of easter eggs......admiral had bought ten in total:rolleyes:....poor old HH can't even eat chocolate:rolleyes:...i spend resta morning fettlin sheep....returning easter eggs and failing to help load a stubborn horse that strawbs is swapping:rolleyes:......talking of which she's had her leg/ankle pinned but can't put any wt on for 6 weeks:rolleyes:

poor old city give it a good go but lose but i'm still 'chipper' cos bank statement better than hoped:)
Christ spinney, sitting her down in a chair and switching on radio Norfolk is a bit KGB.

Ve have vays of makeing you talk!!!!!

That's enough to make even the toughest secret agent crack in minutes!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

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HSENI names new farm safety champions

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Written by William Kellett from Agriland

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The Health and Safety Executive for Northern Ireland (HSENI) alongside the Farm Safety Partnership (FSP), has named new farm safety champions and commended the outstanding work on farm safety that has been carried out in the farming community in the last 20 years.

Two of these champions are Malcom Downey, retired principal inspector for the Agri/Food team in HSENI and Harry Sinclair, current chair of the Farm Safety Partnership and former president of the Ulster Farmers’ Union (UFU).

Improving farm safety is the key aim of HSENI’s and the FSP’s work and...
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