diary of a comedy sheep farm

spin cycle

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Location
north norfolk
How the feck do all you feckers know I've just been lavish and bough one of them, the grief I got of old flatty via whatsapp was bad enough, just because out on the fen edge there state if the art measuring devise is a 3 gallon pale!!!!!!

hardly hercule poirot is it 😁 ...i mentioned being short spraying......pony flow meters measure water volume.....flatty said you had a 'pony'....QED:)
 

spin cycle

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Location
north norfolk
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The good few bottles of ghostship and the sun have slowed my thinking a bit!

can it get any slower :oops: 😁

Don't worry, @spin cycle is trying to be all arable and trendy!!!!!

says the man drinking bijou suffolk 'yeast water':wtf:....mind you bijou norfolk 'yeast water' is just as bad :wtf:

i'm the temperate type myself:)
 

robbie

Member
BASIS
can it get any slower :oops: 😁



says the man drinking bijou suffolk 'yeast water':wtf:....mind you bijou norfolk 'yeast water' is just as bad :wtf:

i'm the temperate type myself:)
Woodfords wherry, is the stuff!!!!it puts hairs on your chest and lead in your pencil!!!!!!!!
I was forced to drink the Suffolk maids water as it was that or trendy continental pee.

Your probably right with your first sentence too!!!!!
 

carbonfibre farmer

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Arable Farmer
Woodfords wherry, is the stuff!!!!it puts hairs on your chest and lead in your pencil!!!!!!!!
I was forced to drink the Suffolk maids water as it was that or trendy continental pee.

Your probably right with your first sentence too!!!!!
You keep drinking that ghost ship 😉 I've shares in the bugger 😄👌

As for flow meters......WTF???

That's what a 3 gallon buckets for. Surely??

Your a bit posh having all these new fangled measurin devices.....and spinney knows what they are too??!! He's an all singin and dancin arable farmer in disguise 🤔🤔
 

spin cycle

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Location
north norfolk
sunday

part one

had a ewe looking like lambing last night....clear first ectoplasm.......left her

this morning she's no further forward apart from ominous looking trickle of afterbirthy looking stuff

had little feel....opened her slightly.....could feel mouth of lamb behind what i think is waterbag (didn't want to go mad maulin)

no horrible smell

thinking perhaps lamb hung up inside recently dead...or is she just really slow :scratchhead:

thanks all (y)

by the time i got back she was eating + discharge had stopped :rolleyes:....but got her down and she'd opened up bit more....the nose i felt was second lamb...a full breach was blocking.....got that out but it was dead:(

BUT THEN:love:.....went back in and(y)

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legs back on both of em:rolleyes:

meanwhile out on field a 10yr old wilt showed em how it's done:love:

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kinda wish she'd had single in some ways not sure he can handle twins at her age:scratchhead:

oh and before i get 'slated' for tupping 10 yr old ewe....please keep in mind....camera on full zoom and it's still as close as i've got to her in a year :bag:

part two

ventured down to diss with mrs spin ... 'hopped' into 'indian country' :oops: .....came out with one ar them thar 'kriptonite' baths......once safely back over the border had quick stop to get fuel and nibbles..... remarkably mrs spin's bladder lasted the whole 116 mile round trip:oops: ....normally it's 25 miles max😁.....anyhoo while stopped i tried out new aquisition:love:

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part three

following footy....halftime...city 2-0 down,,,must be horrible at carrow road😭😭😭....rooting for peacocks leeds to escape though:)
 

carbonfibre farmer

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Arable Farmer
sunday

part one









part two

ventured down to diss with mrs spin ... 'hopped' into 'indian country' :oops: .....came out with one ar them thar 'kriptonite' baths......once safely back over the border had quick stop to get fuel and nibbles..... remarkably mrs spin's bladder lasted the whole 116 mile round trip:oops: ....normally it's 25 miles max😁.....anyhoo while stopped i tried out new aquisition:love:

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part three

following footy....halftime...city 2-0 down,,,must be horrible at carrow road😭😭😭....rooting for peacocks leeds to escape though:)
That looks like Scole, Mr spin. Dangerous territory
 

onthehoof

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Location
Cambs
sunday

part one









part two

ventured down to diss with mrs spin ... 'hopped' into 'indian country' :oops: .....came out with one ar them thar 'kriptonite' baths......once safely back over the border had quick stop to get fuel and nibbles..... remarkably mrs spin's bladder lasted the whole 116 mile round trip:oops: ....normally it's 25 miles max😁.....anyhoo while stopped i tried out new aquisition:love:

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part three

following footy....halftime...city 2-0 down,,,must be horrible at carrow road😭😭😭....rooting for peacocks leeds to escape though:)
Ha another 'Whites' fan, thought I was alone in this part of the world, did the trick though 😃
 

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Man fined £300 for bonfire-related waste offences

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Written by William Kellett from Agriland

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A man has pleaded guilty at Newtownards Magistrates’ Court to waste offences relating to a bonfire next to the electrical sub-station on the Circular Road in Newtownards, Co. Down.

Gareth Gill (51) of Abbot’s Walk, Newtownards pleaded guilty to two charges under the Waste and Contaminated Land (Northern Ireland) Order 1997, for which he was fined £150 each and ordered to pay a £15 offender’s levy

On June 25, 2018, PSNI officers went to Gill’s yard, where they found a large amount of waste consisting of scrap wood, pallets, carpet and underlay.

Discussion with Northern Ireland Environment Agency (NIEA) officers confirmed the site...
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