The likes for the vision of you trying to get the 50kg ewe that feels like 100 when its dead on the bike
Haha, dead and soaking wet!
The likes for the vision of you trying to get the 50kg ewe that feels like 100 when its dead on the bike
more weight to addHaha, dead and soaking wet!
now y'see what you should/ve done is just tied the ewe to the snacker and towed her home....what could possibly have gone wrong....i once towed one home with it's lamb following...t'was the saddest thing
fishing them out of the reservoirs bad enough and up the banks, better now ive got a winch, saves leaving um a day to drainHaha, dead and soaking wet!
nicely putHad to cross a road lol. Not the first time I have hooked a horn around the ball hitch though!
For all of you who are knee deep in sheep, lambs, straw, Lamlac, spray marker and dosing guns and running on creme eggs and relentless!
Sheep are suicidal,
Simply born to die,
In the most awkward places,
Legs pointing to the sky,
As lambs, they'll drown in buckets,
Or get suffocated by their mum,
You'll catch it drawing dying breaths,
As you haul the twit up off her bum,
The sickly ones are living,
The healthy ones drop dead,
There's suddenly an outbreak,
Of watery mouth throughout the shed,
The lambers have escaped,
And got into the feed store,
So you are merrily sprinkling,
Bicarb back and fore,
There's far too many triplets,
The pet pen’s fit to burst,
And balling hungry lambies,
Haunt your nightmares first,
The vets have got no rubber rings,
Your wellies have sprung a leak,
There's a ewe who's pinching everything,
And you've had 6hrs sleep this week,
The townie cousin's have just appeared,
They really want to help you see,
In their new and shiny boilersuits,
And they're going to stay for tea,
Lambing is a tricky time,
And wee things send you wrong,
So just hold on tight to your wits,
Thank fudge the season isn't long!
©JB
What an no picsLambing can be tough enough without being unwell, hope you feel better tomorrow. Wasn't going to disclose this, but maybe give you a wee smile. My idiot moments today 1. Jumping over a barb wire fence got myself so badly caught up in it, it was like a scene from " The Great Escape"! Had to undo and take off my jacket and the unclip bib and braces to get free. 2. Trying to catch a new set of twin lambs, tripped over my own feet and full on face planted into a clump of rushes!
and then it happened, a stranger finds me in middle of farm yard, just outside cattle shed, wearing grey pants & buckler boots.
instead mrs spin heading down to the lambing shed only to see a 5'8 welsh scrum half type wearing only rigger boots and grey speedos
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